Elizabeth

Housewife. Thinker. Zombie scholar. Reader. Web ninja. Introvert. “I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious.” ~ Michael Scott

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

There’s a universe in which Donald Trump got hugged by his dad, Stephen Miller had a date to the prom, and Mike Johnson embraced his sexuality and in THAT universe, we have flying cars and free healthcare.

[Mohit Chauhan @mohitlaws]

Putin: 73 years old
Trump: 79 years old
Xi Jinping: 72 years old
Khamenei: 86 years old
Netanyahu: 76 years old
Narendra Modi: 75 years old

All these leaders have lived their lives and are now destroying world peace and the future of coming generations.

The world needs young leaders.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

“This looks like the poster for a Hulu series about personal injury attorneys who fake bus accidents.”
~ Jimmy Kimmel

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

All those words when he could’ve just said: fuck your health care and your grocery bills. Get a third job, peasant.

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

When I was 22 years old, I commissioned as an Ensign in the United States Navy and swore an oath to the Constitution. I upheld that oath through flight school, multiple deployments on the USS Midway, 39 combat missions in Operation Desert Storm, test pilot school, four space shuttle flights at NASA, and every day since I retired – which I did after my wife Gabby was shot in the head while serving her constituents.

In combat, I had a missile blow up next to my jet and flew through anti-aircraft fire to drop bombs on enemy targets. At NASA, I launched on a rocket, commanded the space shuttle, and was part of the recovery mission that brought home the bodies of my astronaut classmates who died on Columbia. I did all of this in service to this country that I love and has given me so much.

Secretary Hegseth’s tweet is the first I heard of this. I also saw the President’s posts saying I should be arrested, hanged, and put to death.

If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies who care more about their own power than protecting the Constitution.

[Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓 @BY1959]

This is the Difference.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

BREAKING: Exclusive unearthed video shows a mob of radical Democrats attacking the Capitol, chanting "Hang Mike Pence" after their candidate lost an election.

Oops, that was MAGA, incited by Donald Trump. Denounce all political violence.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This is straight up FACTS! 🤬🤬

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

THIS

[Joni Askola @joni_askola]

For all those trying to use Charlie Kirk’s assassination against the left

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

💯💯💯

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Jeffries, still going strong 8 hours in: "Extraordinary to me, Mr.
Speaker, that you got folks in this town talking about draining the swamp. Guess what. You are the swamp ... we've never seen anything like this -- the type of corruption that has been unleashed on the American people."

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

"Everything's computer."

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Good morning. 😂

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year.

2022: $0
2021: $0
2020: $0
2019: $0
2018: $0

Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.

[Senator Heidi Campbell @Campbell4TN]

Now THIS would actually work. Consumerism is powerful! But we’d have to get the word out and stick together- are you in??? Retweet- spread the word.

[Acyn @Acyn]

McGovern: Republicans want to come down here and lecture people about fentanyl, let's talk about fentanyl. 

President Donald J. Trump, during his very first week in office pardoned a drug dealer who helped fentanyl pour into our country.