Iman the Terrible

Don't stop imagining the day that you do is the day that you die

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@kellensmutz Someone told me the DJ sounds like an urban Theo Von and I can’t unhear it

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@C_lassy23 Add a mag light and I’m sold

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@CallofDuty ImanHalfway#4776272 #warzonereport

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Got an extra pizza roll in the 15pk I bought for dinner, what a life! #blessed

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For the love of God stop throwing your babies in the pool!!

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Well my date didn’t go well but at least my apartment is clean.

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Me sitting here trying to anticipate the next location of the @GlassAnimals tickets

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Everyone is reacting exactly how Nike wants. I’m over here...

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Game changing advertising idea for @sprite.... introduce a new crime fighting mascot and call him “Spritey-Man”. That’s Gold right there.

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@NoOtherPub should hire sloths to tend their bars, though they may be just as slow at least they’d give a fuck

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Just heard the neighbor through the wall say, “Hey Alexa.”

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Current 5 day split

Monday: Chest
Tuesday: Calves
Wednesday: Chest
Thursday: Calves
Friday: Chest and Calves

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Finally found the courage to ask the hot girl at my gym out for dinner. Currently taking recommendations for new gyms.

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I close my eyes I lost my mind #icky

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@mnmiller19 Smart House?

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@courtneyolson03 that's a car selfie

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Season 4 of New Girl is on Netflix

Just a FYI

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So far the only thing I've learned about myself this year is that I can watch a 10 hour documentary

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Don't be mad cause I'm doin' me better than you're doin' you

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@assholt heard that #ChicagoLife