I'm A Parent Now

Mum reactions plus fun and fails of being a mumma

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#ThingsISayToMyChildren
‘Um, no. You can’t keep your bogie on your remembrance day wrist band’
#mumlife #momlife

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*sits down for a quick wee*
*3 year old appears*
3 year old: mummy if your want another poo, you just make another one
Informative and medically watertight.
#3yearolds #mumlife #momlife

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I love the things my #husband has taught our #dayghters. Kindness, manners, shouting ‘CANON BAAAAAAALLLLLL’ whilst flying through the air at me
#mumlife #momlife #toddlers #children

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Darcy don’t use your dinosaurs to eat your salad #momlife #mumlife #thethingsisaytomychild

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#ReasonWhyMyChildIsCrying
4 year old daughter is distraught because she doesn’t know how to fall asleep 😐
6 minutes later: is asleep
#mumlife #momlife #earlyyears

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4 year old being the ‘bad bad’ wolf
‘Mummy I’m going to huff, I’m going to puff, and I’m going to BLOW YOUR BITS OFFFFF!!!!’
#TheThingsKidsSay #mumlife #momlife

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‘Stop hiding carrots behind the radiators!’

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4 year old: ‘mummy can you stop doing that?!’
Mummy: ‘doing what?’
4 year old: ‘all that singy sing sing all the time. The noise!’

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‘No that’s dirty, stop putting fish fingers between your toes.’
#Parenting #lifewithkids #mumlife #momlife

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‘Why is there a monkey and the cast of frozen in my slippers?’
It’s 8:46 #parenting #toddlers #mumlife #ThingsIActuallyHaveToSay

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No you can’t clean with a sausage!
It’s 9:44
#parenting #thingsiactuallysay #toddlers #mumlife

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‘Mummy look!!! It’s you!’
Well shucks kid, thank you darling, and well spotted
#toddler #mumlife #momlife #flattery #compliments #selfesteemthroughtheroof

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Toddler stealing a sip of my cup of tea, looking me in eye: ‘Mummy your cupie tea is lushous.’
Takes another sip
‘Mummy my cupie tea is delicious.’
And that’s how ownership works in our house

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Nothing like a #toddler waking you up. Open my eyes, she’s stood at the side of bed with full Drs set, ‘I got bad news and bad news’ 😧 jees! #DoesntSoundGood #mumlife #momlife #twoyearold

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Enjoying the best cuddle with my #toddler
‘Mummy leave me alone!’ #diss #mumlife #momlife #toddlerlife

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#ImaginationPlay Currently under the bed covers, looking for shoes that a dinesosour has lost in our shop, whilst shopping for eggs and toast for thier breakfast #toddler #mumlife #momlife

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My 2 yo LOVES prawn crackers, but abbreviates to crack; so today pleased with me ‘more crack PLEASSSSE’. #Toddlers are the best #mumlife #momlife

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A’den, den, den = repeat your previous action, repeat your previous action, repeat your previous action #ToddlerTranslation

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Mummy, picture me! Picture me! = mother, capture my likeness with a digital image file 📸 #ToddlerTranslation

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Sosodge = pork meat stick 🌭 #ToddlerTranslation