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[Matt @Imarealboy95]

@Fredilo_ @MAKHACHEVMMA Except this is MMA grappling. No one gives a shit what you can do in a BJJ tournament where a guy isn’t smashing your head in with strikes. He is literally 0-4 in coaching against Islam lmao.

[Matt @Imarealboy95]

@WinterEracer @foster_kellie @elonmusk I’m sorry, I almost never use this app, but you really are a filthy disgusting bitch. It is abundantly clear that you’ve successfully escaped wisdom for your entire life.

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

Alex Pereira TKOs Izzy in the fifth round.

WOW.

He is the new middleweight champion. Wow.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Ligma Johnson had it coming 🍆 💦

[UFC @ufc]

ISLAM MAKHACHEV IS THE UNDISPUTED LW CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! 🏆

[ @MakhachevMMA | #UFC280 ]

[Charlotte Motor Speedway @CLTMotorSpdwy]

Moments like these. ❤️ #BofAROVAL

[Matt @Imarealboy95]

@Mikemanns8 @WesleyWood91 @SportsCenter You really are dumb as fuck. Did you just claim you can shove people because you’re having a bad day? What’s it like being that dumb, like, is it difficult? What is your day to day like?

[sparkleboob @baysueb]

*drinks dr. pepper* mmm bbq sprite

[Stephen Thompson @WonderboyMMA]

Hey @DustinPoirier I’m down to scrap! July 30th let’s go! #respectfully

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Canelo Alvarez @Canelo]

I agree cuz it will not be me 👊🏻

[Bryce Mitchell @ThugnastyMMA]

alotta times i piss n the sink cause its easier. haha. let that sink in

[Matt @Imarealboy95]

I haven’t charged my toothbrush in almost two months and it’s still working.

[Matt @Imarealboy95]

Good I wanna see Buzz kiss another boy astronaut

[Fatherly @FatherlyHQ]

According to @Variety, Pixar has reportedly added back a same-sex kiss scene that was cut from the upcoming Buzz Lightyear origin story.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

SETH ROLLINS MAYBE I SEE YOU IN THE RING TOMORROW BUBBA

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Scotland has the worst food in the world. It’s actually impressive how bad it is.

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

straight men are expressing themselves too much now. it so hard to tell who is gay. i need my fellow homosexuals to become gayer.