Aspen Juarez

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[Aspen Juarez @ImaStarr16]

I know yall are gonna hate to hear it but I wish I was more of a menace growing up. 🤣🙃

But if you are mom and see this, I’m so sorry for being such a pain in the ass. Ilsm 💕

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Expecting a women to stay soft, while you add stress, chaos,and pain to her life is actually crazy.

[Aspen Juarez @ImaStarr16]

My daughter’s Valentine theme is Barbie this year. She wants to handout Barbie dolls as her Valentines Cards. 🥴😅💸

[Aspen Juarez @ImaStarr16]

Ofc I love my alone time, me and all of my personalities have a party!

[Aspen Juarez @ImaStarr16]

Shut up ! I need the Hydrojug advent calendar rn !!

[Aspen Juarez @ImaStarr16]

Them: Be careful what you post on the internet it’s forever.
Me: I hope that bitch learned how to fight while I was MIA bc I can’t wait to see her. 😘����

[Aspen Juarez @ImaStarr16]

My oldest said you should get a “mama tried” tattoo. 🙃😑

[Aspen Juarez @ImaStarr16]

If you are going to make me look like BoBo the Clown then you better be ready to be the main act baby ! 🤡🎪

[Aspen Juarez @ImaStarr16]

For years, I’ve expressed that “Earth is Hell !” Y’all continue to prove it.

[Aspen Juarez @ImaStarr16]

How can you not like me ? I have 22 personalities to pick from.

[Aspen Juarez @ImaStarr16]

If I crashed out it was bc I fucking cared !!

[Aspen Juarez @ImaStarr16]

Chance’s friend: yeah, my mom is a Karen when she’s mad.
Chance: No, you don’t want to see my mom mad ! She’s a Worldstar mom. 🤣😅

[Aspen Juarez @ImaStarr16]

Ngl I am a bag girlie but be different. Buy me the Lucchese. 😍😍

[Aspen Juarez @ImaStarr16]

This is your daily reminder: the world is a crazy place rn, be the crazier person.

[Aspen Juarez @ImaStarr16]

I’ve always wanted 6 kids but God blessed with 3 of my own bc he knew I’d have all the bonus babies. 🥰

[Aspen Juarez @ImaStarr16]

Idk what I was thinking when I made today’s workout. But I won’t be doing it again. 💀

[Aspen Juarez @ImaStarr16]

My attorney every time I make a post. 🤣

[Aspen Juarez @ImaStarr16]

“You handled it so well”
Me: Yeah, I lost 15 lbs from controlling myself from dragging their fkn face across the ground. 😁😁

[Aspen Juarez @ImaStarr16]

I think my attorney chargers me more than normal bc he knows I’m a fucking menace. 😅