Matt

Good at making Excel spreadsheets and telling time

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

This is GPT-6 Astra.

Anything you can do on a computer, Astra can do for you. Fast.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you pay organizations per homeless person, you get more homeless people and the NGOs fight hard to maximize the homeless population.

Whatever you incentivize will happen.

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

95% of sales volume was what

[Nick Gerli @nickgerli1]

Mortgage Applications to buy a house just collapsed to an index level of 147.📉

That's the lowest level of buyer demand in 28 YEARS.

Lower than anything we saw in the 2008 Crash.

Down 41% from last year.

(Source: Mortgage Bankers Association)

[litquidity @litcapital]

A hilarious story in 3 parts

[Meeb @DMeebR]

What my hamster saw when he was cold and I wanted to warm him up

[Dr. Tech @doctechmd]

Developers: it's a simple feature, users will understand it.

Users:

[Herbo @ManLikeGinola]

NFL marketing department

[litquidity @litcapital]

POV: you’re Kim Kardashian’s private equity associate and asked for some PTO

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

A recession, but it identifies as a bull market.

[litquidity @litcapital]

This is next level gaslighting

[Blockworks @Blockworks]

Due to inflation, a US bank savings account would now have, on average, a negative 8.5% YoY return

[Jeff Putnam |✍ @TheJeffPutnam]

These new 1 dollar bills are pretty awesome.

[CAGR Party 📈 @CAGR_Party]

My first order as president will be to force companies to report their fiscal year end as of December and December only

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

Reading a book is basically admitting you don't know the topic. Never show weakness.

[FXHedge @Fxhedgers]

UK HEALTH SECURITY AGENCY SAYS B.1.1.529 HAS DOUBLE THE NUMBER OF MUTATIONS OF DELTA VARIANT

MUTATIONS THAT ARE LIKELY TO EVADE THE IMMUNE RESPONSE GENERATED BOTH BY PRIOR INFECTION AND VACCINATION

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

@aubreystrobel I like ur takes but not as simple as money supply go brr. Velocity still at lows & excess reserves at ATH meaning majority hasn't worked way into real economy. More to do w supply chain constraints where COGS and labor inputs go up so companies raise prices to maintain margins

[litquidity @litcapital]

Bitcoiners who yolo’d their stimulus checks into BTC at $60k