Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦

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[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

Y o U j U s T l O s T t H e G a M e

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

There's only one bad C word, and thats children.

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

I'm smellucinating cantaloupe/garbage now.

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

Cantaloupe is good.... but at the same time it tastes and smells like garbage.

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

Idc what anyone says. Marshall Erikson is a way better slapper than Will Smith.

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

March 27th is officially Slapsgiving.

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

Idc who plays Batman, I'd still fuck Shrek over them.

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

I wish I was as high as these has prices 🥲

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

A woman named Karen got demarketed from all banks today. If that isn't a meme, idk what is.

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

Selfish people doing selfish things.

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

My go to response to almost anything these days is, "It's 2022. Whatya expect?" And if that isn't the most accurate way to take this year, I don't know what is.

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

After finishing school for finance and getting a job in finance, I've learned I fucking hate finance. I need help figuring out how to figure out what I want to do in my life 😅.
#advice

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

Orange tic-tacs are candy, not breath mints.

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

*Makes fun of Canadians* - hehe
*Makes fun of Europeans* - hehe
*Makes fun of Australians* - hehe
*Makes fun of Americans* - HOW DARE YOU OFFEND OUR COUNTRY OF THE FREE. YOU SELFISH POS! YOURE GOING NO WHERE IN LIFE.

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

People who buy shredded cheese are probably the same people that turn their underwear inside out instead of washing them.

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

Anti-vaxxers are probably the reason why we give out participation ribbons for sports and competitions.

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

English has more than 5 vowels, but only 5 vowels to display them.

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

Working at a bank filled with money while suffering with windows 7 and computers that are 20 years old shouldn't be allowed. You're making us suffer 😭 @BMO

[Shematologist, MD @acweyand]

The world: We can’t shut everything down.

Omicron: I can.

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

Gravity is communist!

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@_veleho We're not the same

[Baby Lamb 🐑🍫🇨🇦 @ImBabyLamb]

I like chunky peanut butter, you like soft peanut butter. We're not the same.