Brian Coleman

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

When people misspell my name as “Brain” on email & then write back to apologize, I change my email signature to Brain Coleman & reply not to worry about it. No one has ever called it out - but I hope it’s put at least one person’s brian in a pretzel. 🤞

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

Why did the US need to build a wall at the border when they could have just sent Connor Hellebuyck?

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

@justhugh_t You know what they say about imitation.

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

@nickywonka @RosenZone Well done!!

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

I love that the History Channel puts new episodes of Ancient Aliens on at 9PM on Fridays. Yup no worry of that target demo having anything going on at that time.

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

@rotoworld I am usually a go with the flow person but this new site is really rough. Getting used to this is going to be impossible.

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

@KyleScottL @CrossingBroad Excited about this

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

@Jessie_Webtopia STEAL

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

I just downloaded a birdwatching app. Who have I become.

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

One thing I need to be better at, is not putting my glass of water so far away from the table next to the bed at night. Shouldn’t have to sit all the way up and extend fully to grab it.

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

I’m at the lovely old age where I discover new music from festival lineup posters

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

@justhugh_t I’ve never seen it over here Hugh!

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

i want to get really good at skateboarding but i don’t want anyone to see me practice even one time

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

@IngramsThe @stoolpresidente Tony Baloneys is really good. If you’re out super late and just want food, Tony’s Baltimore Grill is open 24 hours.

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

Same. Woof.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

I know this was naive of me, but I'd actually believed that this large child's play kitchen came fully-assembled.

[GaTa @GaTaGED]

I can’t cry about having a lot on my plate. My goal was to eat

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

@ScottyBee33 For real

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

Kevin has such an incredible story & love that we were able to surprise him with a Zoom call from Shaq! @FortoCoffee fueling 1st Responders during this pandemic has been one of the proudest moments of my career.

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

Like all of our frontline workers, Kevin Morton is a true hero. To see how you can help us reach 1 million coffee shot donations through our First Responder program: https://t.co/VuxPCb63nI #fortopartner

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

@elyap0o Kinda wish I was wrong on this one

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

If #2020 was a shoe...

[Brian Coleman @ImBrianColeman]

Doing our part!

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

I'm working with @fortocoffee to donate 1 million coffee shots to our #healthcareheroes. Go to https://t.co/USP4jRXDia to see how you can help. #fortopartner