Captain Obvious

Ahoy Matey! I point out the most obvious of things.. (**NOT AFFILIATED WITH

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@Waitrapp @SantaDecides it’s the obvious tho!

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@SlimJim Slim Jim is 100 away from reaching 100,000 followers!

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@clove_rkun @ImLiteralLarry1 @memgrizz They can! Larry is proof of it

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@GetRammed69 Hey! don’t disrespect NC like that.

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Today is 4/20

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@Waitrapp Slim Jim gang

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@Dentyne @alexa99 I’m not sure! I would have to guess true but i’m not a stalker so you tell me!

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@GFuelEnergy A new flavor is gonna be unveiled at 4/21/21 at 3PM Eastern!

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@SlimJim Are you ready for tomorrow, Slim Jim? Tomorrow is 4/20

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@jimmyjohns @SlimJim having slim jims push notifs on will be worth it! (as if that isn't obvious already)

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The Cincinnati Bengals have new uniforms!

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@Waitrapp If you like being obvious, you won't! ty mateys!

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@Waitrapp I'm good, ty! What would make my day even better is a follow 😏

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@NASCAR @Alex_Bowman Alex Bowman won this race!

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Today is Patriots Day!

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@crim_tweets the person who tweeted this was @thegame!

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@GetRammed69 That's not a Honda Civic, that's a Lawnmower!