ian

fine dining, and breathing

[ian @IMcTeague]

has anybody tried calling donald trump “commander in queef”?

[ian @IMcTeague]

you’re an idiot douche bag ass hole

[Tom Cotton @SenTomCotton]

Marijuana today is much more potent than just ten or twenty years ago, leading to increased psychosis, anti-social behavior, and fatal car crashes. Arkansans don’t want more dangerous drugs obtained more easily. A change to marijuana’s drug classification is a step in the wrong direction.

[ian @IMcTeague]

whatever it is, I should be in charge

[ian @IMcTeague]

this guys thinks earths orbit around the sun is a perfect circle, wow

[Oliver Burdick @oliverburdick]

If Earth were 4 inches closer to the sun, we would all burn up and die.

If gravity was .1% stronger, every star would explode instantly.

If the Universe expanded 1 mph faster, human life would be impossible.

None of this is random. God is real, and his design is perfect.

[ian @IMcTeague]

it’s called hemp you dweeb

[ian @IMcTeague]

indubitably

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Part of having a big vocabulary is using words you don’t exactly know the definition of but for some reason you know you’re using it right

[ian @IMcTeague]

thaddeus gibson was a dog as well

[ian @IMcTeague]

Reid Fragel, Antonio Williams, Jacoby Boren, Anthony Gonzalez, Brian Robiskie, Ben Hartsock, Boom Herron, Shawn Springs, Travis Howard, Etienne Sabine, Brian Rolle, Curtis Grant, Miyan Williams (Possible some are on the list and it’s just too many letters jumbled up for me)

[steele chambers @steeleC22]

Seeing how many Ohio State football players I can name during 2 hour flight. Let me know who I missed #OhioState #Buckeyes

[ian @IMcTeague]

big fan of a decade of mediocrity over here

[Mostly Hoops With Mark Titus & Co. @MostlyHoopsShow]

Titus goes OFF on Ohio State fans

“Ohio State Basketball fans are the worst fans in the world… they watch football all year they don’t even pay attention to the basketball program, they parachute in around late January early February”
- @clubtrillion

[ian @IMcTeague]

this is why i turned it off after the opening scene

[Jed 🇬🇧 @TigersJUK]

Been watching Dinosaurs on Netflix.

There’s no possible way they know half this shit about dinosaurs. Found some bones in the ground & they know which ones used to a mating dance 245 million years ago?

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

the next ayatollah should be a woman of color

[ian @IMcTeague]

outkast

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

This has made me genuinely curious about something: if you're white, and you didn't grow up in an explicitly racist household, how did you first learn about the n-word? I can't imagine there's a standard procedure for that sort of thing.

[ian @IMcTeague]

my goat

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRocked]

Aaron Craft

That guy rocked.

[ian @IMcTeague]

well, when your coach is the whiniest man in the western hemisphere….

[Ray Lokar🗣️📋⚾🏀🥎🧢 @CoachLok]

I'm sorry. This kind of effort down 25 had to be applauded - not get you sent to the locker room

[ian @IMcTeague]

@marcmcteague first thing that comes to mind when i see that highlight is the court side jealousy i harbor to this day :/

[ian @IMcTeague]

cryin

[Ohio Divided @BuckeyeNatty]

I took it for granted

I took it all for granted 😶

[ian @IMcTeague]

we live in a time where people are asking ai to make pee writing in the snow and millions believe it to be real pee writing. nobody is that good at writing with pee

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

British-American Olympic Skier Gus Kenworthy urinates “f*ck ice” into the snow ahead of the Olympic Winter Games in Italy.

The skier then told all his followers to "speak up against ICE" and gave them a script to tell their senators.

Kenworthy is competing for Team Great Britain.

How bold and brave.

[ian @IMcTeague]

you’re so close to getting it

[D @_Unknown_D_]

The thing I can get my head around with the Epstein stuff is if they knew they were doing sinister stuff, why would they keep so much photographic evidence of it? Was it stupidity or the belief they were untouchable?

[ian @IMcTeague]

head cut in half

[C.Alberto Ortega @albertoortegana]

What condition is shown in this image?

[ian @IMcTeague]

this is…. not out of the realm of possibility

[Redd @ReddCinema]

A Kentucky woman claims Kanye West telepathically told her to steal a car with a child inside, leading to her arrest 😳