Gordo

Hey y'all! It's Gordo from Lizzie McGuire! *Parody Account*

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Congrats to Hilary Duff on her marriage with Matthew Koma!

[Gordo @ImDavidGordon]

I'M BACK BITCHES

[Gordo @ImDavidGordon]

This isn't what dreams are made of

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Congrats to Hilary Duff who’s just got engaged to her boyfriend Matthew Koma ❤️

[Gordo @ImDavidGordon]

@ImLizzieM cya soon lizzie 😏

[Gordo @ImDavidGordon]

@ImLizzieM suck my jewish dick lizzie

[Gordo @ImDavidGordon]

@ImLizzieM That big huh?

[Gordo @ImDavidGordon]

@ImLizzieM Bitch you can't handle my 10 incher

[Gordo @ImDavidGordon]

@HilaryDuff We've been friends for a while, can I grope you yet? ;)

[Gordo @ImDavidGordon]

@ImLizzieM You left your bra in my bedroom come and get it

[Gordo @ImDavidGordon]

I've been setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2001

[Gordo @ImDavidGordon]

Lizzie friendzoning me isn't what dreams are made of

[Gordo @ImDavidGordon]

PAOLO HAS A SMALL PENIS PASS IT ON

[Gordo @ImDavidGordon]

If Paolo comes near Lizzie again I'll show him what nightmares are made of

[Gordo @ImDavidGordon]

If I had $1 for every time Lizzie friendzoned me I could afford about 10 mansions in Italy

[Gordo @ImDavidGordon]

I'm a sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda