Ed Halligan

VP of Sales & Marketing at Funny or Die

[Ed Halligan @ImEdHalligan]

Do people actually go to Dave and Busters, scream and throw tickets and teddy bears around like a bunch of crack addicts?

[Ed Halligan @ImEdHalligan]

Is it necessary to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste. #dodgeball #PatchesOhoulihan

[Ed Halligan @ImEdHalligan]

One of my bestest friends.. #that70sshow

[Ed Halligan @ImEdHalligan]

Sure, you work hard and enjoy the occasional tweet but somewhere theres a kid on Wall Street lookin at numbers.. and ways to fuck us all up.

[Ed Halligan @ImEdHalligan]

One of the many roles I play, @TheSteveTom is featured in official #DumbAndDumberTo trailer! https://t.co/W2XJ5x1bcB

[Ed Halligan @ImEdHalligan]

@ZTorresR thanks for the honesty. The internets a big place where no one seems to give a damn about what matters most, comedy & chauvinism.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Former @HBO Funny Or Die Presents host Steve Tom with the first #selfie of the night

[Ed Halligan @ImEdHalligan]

Retweet if you want Funny or Die Presents back on HBO GO! #funnyordie #HBO #comedy #funnyordiepresents #edhalligan

[Ed Halligan @ImEdHalligan]

Sometimes you just gotta hit the mall, sit across from Victoria's Secret on those perv benches and just "think" #victoriasecret #pink #juicy

[Ed Halligan @ImEdHalligan]

@omearan huh? If by "do away with myself" you are referring to visiting pleasure town then yes, 3 times a day with whoever's available

[Ed Halligan @ImEdHalligan]

@omearan you seem like a nice guy, occasional glass of scotch. But tweet me again and you'll find yourself between a rock and a clusterfuck.

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

Here are my thoughts as I head home dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog

[Ed Halligan @ImEdHalligan]

I relieve myself near cemeteries by passing an extraordinary amount of gas, taking full advantage of the suckers holding their breath #gassy

[Ed Halligan @ImEdHalligan]

Finally, an interview that isn't absolute crap! #BetweenTwoFerns #ZachGalifianakis #obama #lastblackpresident
http://t.co/Ef8XFZoMw0

[Ed Halligan @ImEdHalligan]

Kids are so stupid.. #funny #gifs #gif #longwalksonthebeach #funnyordie

[Ed Halligan @ImEdHalligan]

#Netflix #streaming gives you 17 seconds between episodes to decide if you're going to be productive today or lazy as hell. #thanksinternet

[Ed Halligan @ImEdHalligan]

Sure rappers these days #rap lyrics that degrade women, but back in the 60's we did that in real life! #childplease

[Ed Halligan @ImEdHalligan]

Don't waste jokes on women. They know no humor and only laugh to indicate a seeking of domination style loving, which they don't, from you.