Congress is officially BJP's PR department.
2014.
BJP sits down to find a national slogan.
Days of brainstorming. Nothing clicks.
The PR team is losing hope.
Enter Mani Shankar Aiyar.
"Chaiwala!"
BJP looks at each other.
"Arre wah! Chai Pe Charcha!"
Campaign ready.
Thank you, Aiyar Saab!
2019.
For days, BJP's PR department is in deep meditation.
"What should we do this time?"
The team is about to give up.
Enter Rahul Gandhi.
"Chowkidar Chor Hai!"
BJP jumps out of its chair.
"Brilliant! Main Bhi Chowkidar!"
Campaign ready.
Thank you, Rahul Ji!
2024.
BJP calls another emergency meeting.
"Yaar, kuch naya socho!"
The PR team has exhausted every idea.
Enter Lalu Prasad Yadav.
"Modi has no family!"
BJP suddenly has its Eureka moment.
"Modi Ka Parivar!"
Another campaign delivered.
This time, courtesy of Lalu Ji!
2027.
UP Election.
BJP's PR department is confused again.
"Boss, slogan ka tender kisko dein?"
The team waits for divine intervention.
Enter Mallikarjun Kharge.
"Modi ka baap bhi jayega!"
BJP's PR team starts celebrating.
"Wow! Modi Kahin Nahi Jayega!"
Campaign ready.
Thank you, Kharge Uncle!
At this point, Indian politics has become a family business.
Congress handles product innovation.
BJP handles branding and packaging.
Other parties manage distribution.
IT Cell handles amplification.
And the public decides the sales figures.
BJP has a communication problem.
Congress keeps providing the solutions.
Every election, BJP floats a campaign tender.
Every election, the opposition wins the tender.
And loses the election.
No agency fees.
No creative charges.
Just unlimited political Comedy!
Tipu Sultan invaded Malabar and forcibly converted Keralaโs Hindus, cut off their shikhas, and forced them to eat beef, punishing those who refused with death.
And people in Kerala think eating beef is their culture.
100% literacy rate, saarrr! ๐คก
RSS is doing solid work on ground in West Bengal.
In medinipur where the christian missionaries are trying to convert people silently in villages -
Swayamsevaks are raiding all such centres and immediately going for a legal case against main organisers.
One such visual๐งก
This man shows his 4 Voter IDs, claiming that SIR removed 3, leaving him with just 1.
He says that Congress has benefited from our extra votes being removed by SIR because we donโt vote for them anyway!๐น๐น
Absolutely disgraceful and shameful!
Reports from MES Kalladi College, Mannarkkad, allege that MSF and SFI activists danced on Prime Minister Narendra Modiโs photograph, trampled it, tore it apart, and threw it away during election celebrations.
This is not political dissent. It is an appalling display of arrogance, intolerance, and political hooliganism.
You may oppose Narendra Modi politically, but such disgraceful conduct exposes a disturbing lack of respect for democratic values.
Political rivalry is no excuse for such shameful behavior.
What do you expect from J()H@di's
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