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Endometriosis advocate 🎗

[Ab @ImFaucetFailure]

Not changing my fantasy team look at this atrocity

[planet clarke 🌱 @planetclarke]

As a Pilates girl, CAN YOU NOT??? my day would be SO ruined if a man started talking to me in pilates like omg please…… let’s not extend invitations to losers who can’t get women irl and feel the need to prey on them in exercise classes

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

“MY BITCH HERE THROW ME THE FUCKING BALL NIGGA”

[Ab @ImFaucetFailure]

I’ll definitely keep more house parties next year

[Ab @ImFaucetFailure]

Fargo started off good this season

[Ab @ImFaucetFailure]

The more the years go by the more ridiculous the rules get

[Ab @ImFaucetFailure]

I own this fucking house I shouldn’t have to wait for you to paint my house when I can damn well afford it I’m sick and tired of this hoa

[DRUSKI @druski]

Judgemental Dudes who live in their own Imagination 😂

[Ab @ImFaucetFailure]

Idk we have different body types maybe

[emily may @emilykmay]

are women ever going to admit that thongs are the most sensory nightmare piece of clothing that has ever existed or are they still going to look at me in my eyeballs and say “i actually find them more comfortable.”

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

being a kind person is so crazy sometimes because ppl will be obsessed with you & all u did was treat them like a human being … 😭😭😭

[Ab @ImFaucetFailure]

They’ll think it’s corny now but in few years they’ll be telling people they knew you from high school.

[Harley Quint IT 🇯🇲 🇫🇷 @abigvle]

It’s poisonous & deadly! A cousin of mine in Trinidad got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. I advise you stay away.

[Ab @ImFaucetFailure]

It goes spells and sorcery hug your rosaries

[frank langdon’s daddy issues @wisteriasnroses]

people saying this is staged are cracking me up like it makes it MORE impressive if this is staged. rooms full of emmy award winning writers and directors can’t come up with such authentic portrayal of sisterhood

[Austine @theereal_one]

i’ll be four drinks in in a new city like “Aww I’m moving here”

[Ab @ImFaucetFailure]

Married a guy that waters my garden when I can’t because he knows how much I love my flowers

[Ab @ImFaucetFailure]

My cat has never scratched or bitten me in the three years we’ve been together she��s a special gentle soul

[anti pigeon @aluminiummaiden]

People rly don't know what to do w their lives and BOOM masters degree