nemo

25 femboy - im SO cute shut up

[nemo @imightbeaXboyX]

@aaniVibeTheory i literally do lol

[nemo @imightbeaXboyX]

vibrating myself while i make the grok app tell me about social media strategy so i dont ENTIRELY feel bad about doing it 😔

[nemo @imightbeaXboyX]

i don't forgive you, it's like you like the idea of me than me

[grace @gracefishlove]

sorry for acting weird i realised you mean something to me

[nemo @imightbeaXboyX]

OH MY GODD DO YOU THINK THEY GIVE HIM A POCKET PUSSY?????

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

Can men with no arms donate sperm?

[nemo @imightbeaXboyX]

they're selling a product sweetie

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

Imagine if I just wore impractical Hulk gloves everywhere I went and then demand that society cater to people who wear Hulk gloves

[nemo @imightbeaXboyX]

bro fr 😭😭😭

[salz @aweinbakwas2]

working in corporate is so funny these people are actually convinced they’re doing good in the world lmao

[nemo @imightbeaXboyX]

@litteralyme0 run away 😭

[nemo @imightbeaXboyX]

people that vape are literally insane 😭

[joel @pupstatic]

I’m not against vaping because it’s unhealthy I’m against vaping because it makes you look like a fucking loser. Pick up a cigarette or a joint

[mpilo @MpiloKhumalo_]

Yall are so easy to scam. It's concerning

[nemo @imightbeaXboyX]

like people that always go off about being lonely and never having friends but then when you try to talk to them they think so fucking little of themselves they don't even realize you're actually trying to be nice to them 🙄

[ཧ★ @yesimsvrfer]

it’s so draining being so full of love & everyone is so full of shit

[bruce wayne impregnator⚢🇻🇪 @bruciebrina]

okay so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers. but make sure none of them are white, i cant see the coke on them if they are

[nemo @imightbeaXboyX]

@horsebone2 couldn't be me

[victor ꒰ঌ૮ ྀིᴗ͈ . ᴗ͈ ྀིა໒꒱ @angelicbunnyz]

i feel like a loser pervert when i have a crush on someone

[nemo @imightbeaXboyX]

@Lyracutevibes no, next question

[nemo @imightbeaXboyX]

you ever think about your crush fucking his girlfriend, just being balls deep and moaning and you wish it was you, do you ever think about how good you'd make him feel UGH

[nemo @imightbeaXboyX]

@screamnhorror yo why's he kinda 👀

[nemo @imightbeaXboyX]

you have no idea what i'd do for slightly above average 😔

[Swey 🐰 @YEWSREKEEG]

Yeah bro she’s using you for your slightly above average penis and empty bank account bro

[nemo @imightbeaXboyX]

mentally i am a 16 year old boy in 2004 playing halo 2 while listening to meteora and drinking mountain dew, physically tho i am an adult woman kinda, everything else is the same tho

[shannon⁵⁵ 🎲🍒 @shannondorf_]

being a 16 year old boy in 2004 playing halo 2 while listening to meteora and drinking mountain dew probably felt good af

[nemo @imightbeaXboyX]

🙋‍♀️

[martha :3 @kyyeuko]

who tf forgets to text someone they're genuinely interested in??????

[nemo @imightbeaXboyX]

online im weird but irl im worse