Yacht Club Sandwich

professional human, poker from time to time, ombudsman, tastemaker @ City of Maniacs, former background artist&boat captain, DwnTwnMtn

[Yacht Club Sandwich @ImJeffBlake]

@phil_hellmuth Don’t start apologizing. You’ll be here thru the weekend if you reply to everyone who thinks you’re cringe

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

This is so funny I almost spit my drink out! 😂🤣😂

[Yacht Club Sandwich @ImJeffBlake]

@AnthonyCumia Homerun Cumia!

[Yacht Club Sandwich @ImJeffBlake]

@CardiffElect To be fair, the DV is full of the kind of loners that would ironically go see SJ on a Friday/Saturday night

[Yacht Club Sandwich @ImJeffBlake]

Thought I was doing a good deed holding the door open for a mother with a stroller. As I let her in, the “mother” was insane and the stroller had a bowl of spaghetti. Got to my car and tf outta there

[Yacht Club Sandwich @ImJeffBlake]

@AnthonyCumia Twister? “WE GOT DEBRIS!”

[Yacht Club Sandwich @ImJeffBlake]

@NolteNC You eat like papillon.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Tony Gwynn could’ve gone 0-for-1199 at the end of his career and still retired as a .300 hitter. Think about that for a minute.

[Yacht Club Sandwich @ImJeffBlake]

@BarstoolBigCat I thought that the face would be smiling at the end. So I am surprised but also disappointed

[Yacht Club Sandwich @ImJeffBlake]

A professional hockey team in Minnesota making the 2nd round of the playoffs is the best sports day in over 30 years. If it wasn’t so fucking sad, it would be hilarious

[Paul Charchian @PaulCharchian]

Best day in Minnesota sports since…? The World Series in ‘91?

[Yacht Club Sandwich @ImJeffBlake]

@corbydavidson @MikeDoocyFox4 @DavidMooreDMN @DallasStars Do you usually say it’ll keep you looking young?

[Yacht Club Sandwich @ImJeffBlake]

@redsteeze And we’re being called divers 🙄

[Yacht Club Sandwich @ImJeffBlake]

@stengel Are you auditioning for a spot on “the view”? This is the asinine nonsense that those buffoons would fawn over

[Yacht Club Sandwich @ImJeffBlake]

@DallasTexasTV Dude going in with the plastic bat is a rough look

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

“This World War goes to 11.”

[Robert Tiffin @RobertTiffin]

Two years ago, the Stars finished atop the West and faced the reigning champs in the first round. This year, Colorado did not.

[Yacht Club Sandwich @ImJeffBlake]

@Jadanson1 @StarsCountdown

[Yacht Club Sandwich @ImJeffBlake]

@RussoHockey You just did make it up. Foligno went to block the shot and his momentum caused Duchene to fall on him. It’s instinct to put your hands in front of you when falling. It wasn’t malicious and there was no punch. The victim mentality from wild fans is pathetic

[Yacht Club Sandwich @ImJeffBlake]

@oettinguin The victim mentality appears to be an epidemic in the twin cities

[YEGWAVE @yegwave]

A fight has just broken out at Roger’s Place following the loss to the Anaheim Ducks. #LetsGoOilers