Bert

big movie guy, ⚽️ enjoyer, music listener

[Bert @imjust_bert]

@hispanic_boi I was saying this for months and then I got laid off just in time for it

[Bert @imjust_bert]

the absolute TAKES that this Euphoria finale is going to produce… we’re not ready

[Reggie James @HipCityReg]

It’s cool to care

[Juan @Juan_camilocl]

Acabo de agregar todos los partidos del mundial al calendario

[Bert @imjust_bert]

@Ereh_X_Freedom @Pedrisque “Klose” is the all time World Cup top scorer playing against better defenders than those two lmfao

[Bert @imjust_bert]

@TheAthleticFC Kimmich, Pedri, Rice, all significantly better than Valverde this season

[Bert @imjust_bert]

@F_Edits @jacksettleman hold on now that’s 11 players and none of them are a goalkeeper, we’d be leaking goals

[Bert @imjust_bert]

genuinely no one in the history of mankind has ever needed to kill himself as much as this guy

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chris Nolan desecrated the Odyssey so that he would be eligible for an Academy Award …

[Bert @imjust_bert]

put my rainy day playlist on shuffle and it immediately hit me with White Ferrari and Self Control back to back

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@ekitikEraa Lmao you guys thought you had robbed us blind by getting him so now you get to keep him

[Bert @imjust_bert]

@_jasminepetrou It’s probably more likely that it was because he was one of the worst players to ever play for them

[Bert @imjust_bert]

@rkylesmith “Film bros” are very excited for The Odyssey. I think you’re thinking of alt right loser trolls.

[Bert @imjust_bert]

@heruarchives Incredible follow up tweet tbf: “exactly the reason people hate Mumford and sons”

[Bert @imjust_bert]

@ManagerTactical Easiest decision ever

[Auteur House @auteurhouse]

Akira Kurosawa recounting the unforgettable experience of watching Solaris with Andrei Tarkovsky:

“Andrei Tarkovsky was sitting in the corner of the screening room watching Solaris with me, but he got up as soon as the film was over and looked at me with a shy smile. I said to him, ‘It’s very good. It’s a frightening movie.’ He seemed embarrassed but smiled happily. Then the two of us went to a film union restaurant and toasted with vodka. Tarkovsky, who does not usually drink, got completely drunk and cut off the speakers at the restaurant, then began singing the theme of Seven Samurai at the top of his voice. I joined in, eager to keep up. At that moment, I was very happy to be on Earth.”

[໊ @wynavira]

i always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

[Bert @imjust_bert]

@CBSSportsGolazo @ChristinaUnkel Laimer got the ball with his stomach, not his hand. It would be refreshing to hear her say something for once that wasn’t just agreeing with the referee.

[Bert @imjust_bert]

@Bxshhyy The only explanation for this take is literal stupidity

[Bert @imjust_bert]

@jbridge4th @reputationfan13 He did announce a new album too, no date yet though just “coming soon”