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When I went to read it, I saw that chapters are done by dates and times as entries spanning December of 1999. As a treat, I decided I should wait and read it like an advent calendar of science fiction to the new year. Just barely started, but quite excited.

Thanks, @BenBova

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So, several months ago my partner and I were at a book store and I found a book by one of my favorite authors from when I was in elementary school. With a title Like Millenium: A Novel About People and Politics in the Year 1999, I was all too happy to grab it. (1/3)

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It wasn't til later, at home, when I cracked it up and saw that it was copyrighted in 1976. That's 23 years before 1999. I'm reading it in 2022. That's 23 years AFTER 1999. How curious to be as far removed from 1999 as the author was in their imagining! (2/3)

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You'd think "mealy" would describe something more appetizing. This apple is terrible.

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@jsaltsmanphoto What if we seized the means of recreation?

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But lo', there was forged in secret a fourth leche...

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Boy howdy, have I gotten tired of people cosplaying as paramilitary organizations to whine about their haircuts, defending the police as they murder citizens, and generally just being real hateful in their… https://t.co/PExAG2fyuf

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Look, I'm as leftist as the next person, but if we get rid of all the managers then who will Karen demand to speak to, hmm?
#ThinkOfTheKarens

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Women: And the document that prints will be 'facsimilous' to the original. You see, the word "fax" is actually short for--
Men: Faximillian, yes, I know. 🙄

[Steven Saltsman @ImJustSteven]

It's only ennui if it comes from the ennui region of France; otherwise it's just sparkling boredom.

[Steven Saltsman @ImJustSteven]

Reminder: keep Christ in Christmas.
Contain him.
He must not escape or... I perish the thought.

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What they say:

"You're too (insert any positive adjective)"

What they mean:

"Be less, because you make me feel inadequate."

Don't be less. Tell them to gtfo.

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@V0idmistress Thanks. ♡

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12/18/19 Billie Eilish: *turns 18* now I can smoke!
12/20/19 Congress: *changes smoking age to 21*
12/20/19 Billie Eilish: aww 😞
12/21/19 Fans: I hope she gets and writes more music. Or angry.

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Ope.

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@spooky_brain Ope. Paralleled again.

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@spooky_brain Mood

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@spooky_brain Now to forgive myself...

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@spooky_brain Sorry, brother!