Blow White

I like moonlit nights, long walks on the beach, and being choked into unconsciousness. - My Christian Mingle profile

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Mango habanero heaven :) (@ Buffalo Wild Wings - @bwwings) http://t.co/udt6zJJWv4

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I'm so sad that watermelon season has passed it's peak. And so have I.

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@RageMichelle that just gave me the giggles. Thank you. I needed that.

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Im really glad I didn't waste time shaving my legs this morning.

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@cockey_cockney touche :)

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I think its cute how my phone is concerned about me losing my hearing. Where the fuck was it for the 10,000 other bad decisions I've made?

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@WoolfDan :) hi there

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Is making out cheating? Fully clothed, lip biting, neck licking, tongue sucking making out? No, ok, cool.

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Im back fuckers

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@AddTequila thanks for the laughs!

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Bath and Body Works needs to develop a just fucked scent so I can at least pretend I'm getting some.

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First official boob sweat of the season.  

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Hospital waiting rooms should be equipped with a mini bar and a benzo dispenser.

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@DarkerMonkey yup, some if its stuck on so it will take some work to get it all

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@SoxFan2414 yeah, minus the slice I fisted down my throat

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I could feed a child in Africa for a day with the crumbs I just found in my cleavage.

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I'm always amuzed when someone puts their foot in their mouth, yet continues until they gnaw their fucking foot completely off.

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Fuck it. I'm getting tan this year, because Botox.

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My little white puppy has a black butt hole. I wonder if Petsmart grooming offers anal bleaching.

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If you want to know what life is like living with toddlers, read "If you give a pig pancake." Then, take birth control pills. Forever.