DEACTIVATED.

whale.

[DEACTIVATED. @Imma_uel]

There’s a massive M&S PR on Twitter right now.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

You're hungry keh
no be you ate and left no crumbs?

[DEACTIVATED. @Imma_uel]

It’s almost like everyone is sharing one brain cell. No innovation, no deep thought.. just copy & paste.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING NEWS: Kano State Governor, Abba Yusuf, has unveiled plans to establish a state-owned commercial airline to create employment opportunities for indigenes who have completed their professional pilot training.

[DEACTIVATED. @Imma_uel]

Always fishing for emotions. Isn’t this what they signed up for?

Does anyone thank me for doing my own job?

[The Crusader @Armylucifer001]

While you're safe in your comfort zone, savoring life's beautiful moments.

🇳🇬 Soldiers lies awake in the mud and darkness of the trenches so you can sleep peacefully.

Thank a soldier today 🙏 🙌 💪

[DEACTIVATED. @Imma_uel]

& some twitter people are here feigning sympathy!

[Beejay @Bjtech_world]

After plenty begging to government to do there duty...them finally build the school and you had the audacity to climb roof go steal roofing sheet

Them flog the werey for assembly ground😂

[matheus schwarz @schwarztwt]

sexualizaram tanto a palavra papai que quando eu tiver filhos eles vão ter que me chamar de sensei

[DEACTIVATED. @Imma_uel]

I thought it was just me.

[Kylo Ren @thecocainevinyl]

Twitter’s search feature is so terrible now.

[DEACTIVATED. @Imma_uel]

The thief sympathisers are on the same spectrum as those who classify yahoo yahoo as “good hustle”.

[DEACTIVATED. @Imma_uel]

We are a people with a failed police system. You could hand a thief over to the police and the police would release them if the thief bribes them.

[DEACTIVATED. @Imma_uel]

You will never find me having sympathy for a thief.

Understand this, people who have the guts to steal can kill just to ensure they are not caught.

The only reason you guys are being sympathetic is because no one has stolen from you before—I mean something really meaningful.

[DEACTIVATED. @Imma_uel]

You will never find me having sympathy for a thief.

Understand this, people who have the guts to steal can kill just to ensure they are not caught.

The only reason you guys are being sympathetic is because no one has stolen from you before—I mean something really meaningful.

[luda 🇺🇸🇺🇦🌹 @luda8t]

Beautiful community note

[Comrade Izzy ☭🦍🟥⬛️🟩 @ComradeIzzy]

Americans training for when their McDonald's order is wrong.

[DEACTIVATED. @Imma_uel]

@_ekomabasi_ But she does nau😂😂😂

[DEACTIVATED. @Imma_uel]

Nawa o. So you hate bread and akara???

[m¡mo @unklelekki]

I love pancakes so much

[DEACTIVATED. @Imma_uel]

@shuwar_ Chai

[DEACTIVATED. @Imma_uel]

You dey collect survey for your phone snatching business Abi?

[GIANT OF PORT HARCOURT @pizzlehoudini]

Pls what time do people go For morning walks?

[DEACTIVATED. @Imma_uel]

Nostalgia😭

[Chibuike @immazems]

Legendary ending to this one😂😂. Old adverts are gold.

[DEACTIVATED. @Imma_uel]

@not_breadwinner @imoteda Congrats.

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

To everyone I offended this year...

Work on yourself so I don't have to do it again next year

[DEACTIVATED. @Imma_uel]

😂😂😂😂

[Therese 🇳🇴 @ThereseUTD]

"don’t do anything stupid, you’re already on a yellow"

Enzo Fernández: