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@MikeSmi54156644 Oh if we're going that route I call dibs on Momokase from the Big Hero Six show.

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@SubwayTakes @MsRachelSongs I have a beef with London Bridge Is Falling Down. The Fair Lady keeps bringing up different materials to repair it with and they're like "But they'll wear out!" Newsflash morons, entropy! Everything wears out. JUST REPAIR IT WITH WHATEVER IT'S ALREADY MADE OF!!!

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@darkdefective I choose to disregard the weird bullshit like that as simply a fault of the time the story was written and not a fundamental part of the character.

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@aligorithma Uhh..Which is which and what exactly is the problem?

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@GreenTextRepost We were on the down turn prior to it but COVID really destroyed us. Stores have changed their schedules with no intentions of going back and people have completely forgotten decorum and civility.

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@TweetsOfCats I have a friend who's cat will do this with their plush teddy bear as well. She'll set it on the food bowl and one time even dunked it in the water. She's an only cat, and I'm not sure if she just likes the plushie as a toy or is attached to it as her only friend.

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@NatureUnedited Well, a dog with stubby little legs cause we fucked em all up with selective breeding...

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@EthanSimmie I just expected it to actually go somewhere. I thought this was the first step in a slippery slope that would see him joining the partisans and gradually becoming as messed up as Saw but... nothing. And the next time we see him he's totally fine and working with Luthen off screen

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@InfragilisTee Time consuming of course. But I feel like you would genuinely have to be braindead to not know how to run a load of laundry or scrub a floor properly. I mean most of those things come with instructions!!!

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@InfragilisTee I'm fully aware this instance is just a joke but I've always wondered, people like this can't really exist can they?
I've been taking care of the housework myself ever since my sister moved out because my mom's disabled and my dad works a lot and it's REALLY not that difficult.

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@maddierascan Oh yeah I got a bunch of that shit up in my attic. Guess it's time to start munching!

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@wolyrobb @cornbreadcowboi Neat. I'll have to look for a box next time I'm at the store. They sound like something that'll really help with my nausea.

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@TUTACOM @RachelWCast So they could make this joke most likely.

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@thefatspaceman Same thing with a lot of old cartoons really. They would just stand around for five minutes spelling out in meticulous detail what they're about to do. Remember that infamous clip where Mr. Fantastic takes down Magneto with a wooden gun for example.

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@__Aurora__ This only applies to dumb achievements like "jump a thousand times" for me. If it's something that was genuinely difficult to accomplish and the reward for the achievement is actually something useful then it can be pretty cool.

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@Kaorumitsurugi How the fuck is that thing staying up?? I would expect every arm raise to scooch them a little further out.

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@madi_thebaddie Also they have security cameras and are definitely tracking that you did that. I don't remember specifics at this point but there was a thing talking about how they wait for you to steal a certain amount before jumping on it so you feel at ease now but wait long enough and bam.

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@alexeixbt I guess one small mercy for me is that I'm so broke I literally CAN'T go chasing every wild thing my brain latches onto.

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@patriach2051 I expected you to say he asked grok or chatgpt about it....I can't decide if what actually happened was worse or not.