Brandon

You're only as strong as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on, and the friends you party with. 🤘🏼

[Brandon @ImNotAsian___]

Where in the downtown area can I get a good gordita? Food people. FOOD.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

finding out WWE was fake was worse than finding out santa wasn’t real

[Brandon @ImNotAsian___]

@JonAnthony_20 That was a plate a coworker gave me. I was hungry. 🤣

[Brandon @ImNotAsian___]

Regretting not taking an extra plate of turkey last night. 🥴 who has leftovers?! 🦃

[Brandon @ImNotAsian___]

@notrebavasq Her ass is probably in bed asleep still. 😂

[TXSYN💋 @maureenreneee]

@ImNotAsian___ 🤣

[Brandon @ImNotAsian___]

@maureenreneee Growing the man bun back out. 😂

[Brandon @ImNotAsian___]

@phiaa23 Hahah we don’t have time for broke boys!

[Brandon @ImNotAsian___]

@JustCallMe_PaPa @MySportsUpdate A whole ass shit show. 😂

[Brandon @ImNotAsian___]

Might fuck around and door dash some Ojos Locos.

[Brandon @ImNotAsian___]

I didn’t wanna say none but you right.

[TXSYN💋 @maureenreneee]

Why is my forehead so fucking big? You can project a movie on this thang.

[Brandon @ImNotAsian___]

Anyone selling tickets to tonight’s spurs game? 👀

[🐬 @alphaqrough1st]

@ImNotAsian___ @maureenreneee that “Darren.Blendziit1” jump suit 🔥

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

she hit that Chris Brown move from stomp the yard 😭🤣

[Brandon @ImNotAsian___]

Crack.

[Brandon @ImNotAsian___]

Need some last second chocolate covered strawberries made.. 🥴

[Jimmy Spencer @JimmySpencer]

@wojespn The NBA has obviously been day drinking and it’s turning wild tonight

[Brandon @ImNotAsian___]

KEVIN DURANT TO THE SUNS?!?!?! 🤯

[Brandon @ImNotAsian___]

@Josephrod_22 That’s what I keep hearing.

[Brandon @ImNotAsian___]

So the new Jeepers Creepers is complete trash or….