JennyWrites

Please stand by.

[JennyWrites @ImNotDriving]

@evernotehelps I can't access my free account bc it's locked behind an upgrade offer dialog box. I've been getting upgrade popups alllll day and this last one has no options but to give them a credit card. I have a LOT of important work notes stored there. Can you help me access?

[JennyWrites @ImNotDriving]

@auroluxe I purchased this ladder rack. Can I buy end caps for it?

[CG Drews @PaperFury]

WRITER TRANSLATION GUDE
"I'm going to edit today!" = literally will vacuum the ceiling first
"Oh my characters do what they want!" = no idea what's going on
"Thanks for reading! Still a rough draft though haha" = I have bled and cried and worked so hard on this for 19 years

[JennyWrites @ImNotDriving]

current productivity ratio: 150 words : two hours of internet. 😑

[JennyWrites @ImNotDriving]

@cmccarthy0327 This thread 😂😂😂 https://t.co/9wOd6cBKeQ

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

My friend is a history teacher. She's compiling a list of great historical figures and she needs a male to add to the list. Suggestions?

[JennyWrites @ImNotDriving]

Empty nest approaching in 3, 2, 1 ... 😶 https://t.co/ioCmVwRMjP

[JennyWrites @ImNotDriving]

Why isn't there a big girl panties emoji??

[JennyWrites @ImNotDriving]

It is bad to admit that I subscribe to the New Yorker mostly for its humor section?

[JennyWrites @ImNotDriving]

@SGottliebFDA What is your plan for patients who were prescribed #OpanaER legitimately, after trying all other pain management options? WHAT ABOUT US?

[JennyWrites @ImNotDriving]

@kelseyhardin_ Aw, I'm so sorry! Don't wait to take your pain meds. Feel better!

[JennyWrites @ImNotDriving]

Email tagline: Your package has shipped!
Email text: We're packing your box of...... 🤔

[EGHSBand @EG_Band]

Here's what's for dinner! @EGFineArts @EG_Orchestras @ElkGrove_HS @EG_Choir @EGSpeechTheatre

[JennyWrites @ImNotDriving]

@mmanoj23 @EG_Choir What a great photo, Megan! You have an eye for photography. 👀

[JennyWrites @ImNotDriving]

Beautiful, heartrending tribute by @EG_Choir at 9/11 site in NYC. https://t.co/UMGcmcQ2xF

[A Devoted Yogi @ADevotedYogi]

"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." ~ Plato

[JennyWrites @ImNotDriving]

@MaggiePacquer 😍😍😍😍😍

[JennyWrites @ImNotDriving]

A single voice DOES matter. https://t.co/cXDA9iMSYa

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Calls to House members in support of AHCA: 1,130

Calls to House members in opposition to AHCA: 59,337
https://t.co/lSprmafvQR

[T. R. Darling @QuietPineTrees]

Their mistake was not sending me spam. Their mistake was giving me a text field.

[JennyWrites @ImNotDriving]

checked in 24hrs preflight and triggered an avalanche of spam with ✈️ emoji. I appreciate marketing, but come on. At least TRY to be subtle.

[JennyWrites @ImNotDriving]

@sixhips I think my UPS guy knows when I'm flaring based on the uptick in deliveries. 😂