Imogen Priestley

[Isy Suttie @Isysuttie]

Just saw an ice cream van getting petrol and it felt like I’d seen Santa stopping for a piss

[𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 @OfficialVizeh]

Without doubt the best moment in British TV History

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

can you dole scrounges normalise using google instead of asking fb where you can buy baby jayden some airmax when everyone knows you get them in fuckin JD.

[laura plant @lauralouu30]

storm chasin in West Texas

[Imogen Priestley @ImogeP]

petition for people to stop putting spoons table numbers on their stories

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Mourning.

[Bootlegger @bootlegger1974]

Len’s here lads

[Imogen Priestley @ImogeP]

It’s 2021 and i’m still terrified of car shadows coming towards me on pavement

[Eleanor Margolis @EleanorMargolis]

You really have to respect the versatility of mint. Good in cocktails, chocolate, with meat, in ice cream, as tea. Just at home in a salad as it is in a cigarette. A whole genre of sweets that are just called “mints”. And it’s the only mainstream toothpaste flavour. Insane herb.

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

low budget line of duty

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Hillwalkers who buy all the gear, trousers, boots, trekking poles etc. always trip on small stones, sprain their ankles, & have to get rescued by helicopters

Bams in Air Max 95’s, shorts, drinking cans on Ben Nevis absolutely skoosh Munros, neds are the Sherpas of Scotland x

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

telling someone they need to ‘put some meat on’ is exactly the same as saying someone needs to lose some weight, yet somehow it’s somehow seen as acceptable when ‘skinnier’ people get those comments.

[Stephen porter #NUFC @nufcporter]

"I'll belt you"

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

u ok babe? you’ve barely worn your gail platt mini skirt