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Can we all please stop shooting each other?

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

How about this? After Joe and Kamala are elected, we eliminate the electoral college altogether, & eliminate voting by state, so that everyone’s vote counts? And enact a national voting standards law?

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

DEAR FRIENDS, taking a (hopefully) short break from Twitter. I ❤️ all 875 if you. <— 875 is my Followers & my Following added together. Most of you are on both lists. You deserve to be recognized AT LEAST twice. ❤️U!

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

💕Thank you!💕

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

Kathy, growing older didn’t used to bother me. I was actually doing it rather gracefully. But the last couple of years have been pure hell. 💡 YAY! I know! I’ll blame it all on that fxcker -45! Wow! I feel better already! 🤣😂😉 (Why not? He’s not being blamed for ANYTHING ELSE.)

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

💕😘 I am SO sorry this happened to you, Sweetie. I offer you my gratitude for what you do, a clean hanky, & a very tight MomHug. I don’t do that whole horoscope-y thing, but I heard recently that “something-or-other is in retrograde” & we should all hang onto our hats.

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Send out reminders! That should be a really fun evening!

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

Yay! It’s Father Robert of Planet Tucson! I don’t understand your movie clip at all, however, it’s really good to see you back here!👏🏼👏🏼💕👏🏼👏🏼 (How are the rascals? How’s Church Cat? Scorpions ok? Is your wife still science-ing up a storm? How’s by you?)

[Robert Hendrickson @FrRHendrickson]

Americans complain about incense as if no human has ever lived through worship in Lhasa or the Holy Sepulchre.

They’ve all, actually, literally died upon entering those holy places.

There are no descendants.

Every person who’s ever smelled incense has cancer.

And is dead.

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

WooHoo!😉

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

35 (or so) years ago, my kid was gonna teach me how to “The Internet”. He sat me down in front of my (mine) computer, & I pretty much blew his doors off! Then, he says: Oh! LOOK! I have an I-Mommy! It got shortened, & so it goes!😉

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

I LOVE this WHOLE child! And he knew his moves better than some of the big people out there did! Awesome! THX!

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

My day? Swollen face, abscessed 🦷 . ALL DAY LATER: ERs, needles, billing departments (🖕🏼)… & 2 of my teeth get pulled next week. They drained the abscess, put me on anabiotic‘s, & said: Another infection like this? It’ll kill you.

I’d better go have a cigarette! That’s scary!

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

Born in 1949, The Trail of Tears was TOLD to me in the ‘50s by great grandchildren of the Elders who survived. It was mesmerizing. They were “Real Indians”! They were my age. I was their age. We were kids. Damn! I wish I had written that stuff down. Please forgive me.💕

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

Seriously! I want to run outside throw myself in the grass pull my hair out kick my feet can you think of anything else? I need to scream. & I CAN’T! No! Really! I’m recently retired from my police department. If I scream… 30 cops at my door - our… entire police force!

[Common Sense 🇺🇸💙 @commons96055467]

@iMom49 👍🥂

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

💕Louis! Did you get your fierce on with those naughty squirrels? Such a good boy! 😘🤗

[COMMON SENSE @silver_labrador]

Daaad! I chased all the squirrels from the backyard! 🤣🐾🐾🐾 now let me in!

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

Where indeed?

[Common Sense 🇺🇸💙 @commons96055467]

Barbara Comstock, a Republican is saying, why there are no house committees investigating Jan. 6th yet? She says the subpoenas for docs should have been flying by Democrats on Jan 7th. Democrats? She is a Republican saying this! Where are you guys?

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

Where do these idiots come up with this stuff?

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

If you need to borrow any flatware for your parody, let me know, OK? I’ll run some over to you!💕😉

[Jesse Hare 🐇 @RancidGinger]

👀things to parody… *added to list*

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

Don’t stop! I think there’s a hefty fine for that! Stopping, that is!😉

[Alexandra (Alix) Hemmingsen @AlexandraHemmin]

@jvharris_1965 We were supposed to stop??????

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

💋

[COMMON SENSE @silver_labrador]

@iMom49 Thanks Gram! 🥰🥰🥰🤗

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

Help!😢

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

FITZ’S ‘FAMILY’ DUMPED HIM AT A POLICE STATION. NOW HE DIES THURSDAY. Confused and broken-hearted, he’s human and dog friendly, but shutting down with fear. The ‘humans’ gave no explanation. Rescue pledges via @TomJumboGrumbo and PLEASE RT FITZ #116330! https://t.co/0qtThc9Iqg

[🌈🌊🇺🇸✊🏿🌊🏳️‍🌈🌊✊🏿🇺🇸🌊🌈 @iMom49]

Oh! You have to pay extra for the enhanced, magnetized version of the vaccine.

[Agolf Twitler Slayer @slayer_agolf]

Fully vaxed!
Damned spoon wouldn't stick to my head.
WTF am I doing wrong??