Glad the Impaler

Pretty neat. Lawyer. My views are my own.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Pete Hegseth Bans Women From Playing Any Class Other Than Healer In Video Games https://t.co/86KLoxTyNe

[Glad the Impaler @ImpalerGlad]

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[Glad the Impaler @ImpalerGlad]

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[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna]

We NEED to CAP student loan interest at 2%.

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[Glad the Impaler @ImpalerGlad]

@AyannaPressley Backbone of filling government jobs due to DEI quotas.

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

In an alternate timeline, Trump takes a liking to Thomas Massie, lobbies for him to replace Mike Johnson, the Epstein criminals are in jail, Bibi is fending for himself, DOGE is codified, the Department of Education doesn’t exist, farmers are happy, and the GOP wins in 2026

[Glad the Impaler @ImpalerGlad]

@Polymarket Performative retardation.

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[Glad the Impaler @ImpalerGlad]

.@asha_shar I have to apologize. I judged you incorrectly, assuming you got the job due to a DEI mandate that has rotted western game studios from the inside for several years. Your actions have been great and though there is a lot to do, you’re moving Xbox (and everything under that umbrella) in the right direction. Keep up the good work!

[fejau @fejau_inc]

yeah so basically trump got cocky after succeeding with venezuela and had a hot hand and decided to double down and strike iran in february thinking they could take over the country in a couple of weeks despite everyone telling him it was a bad idea and would drag on

nothing really happened and then Iran learned that they can actually close the strait of hormuz and were unsure if it would even work but now its become obvious they can do it and feel empowered. the iranians have a longer history as a culture and are slow walking trump as much as possible as they know that higher oil prices are going to ruin his odds in the midterms and weaken him

not only that but now higher energy prices are putting upward pressure on inflation and bond yields which has made the job of his new fed chair warsh who came in under a premise of potential rate cute but because of the iran war were entering a rate hiking cycle

the only person in the room who was trying to juggle all of this was scott bessent but after trying to juggle everything for so long he decided he was going to try and fight the bond vigilantes to lower bond yields and declared himself as the house. but he showed up to the bond fight with hardly any ammunition and now the bond market is calling his bluff and now the bond auctions are going terrible and he looks like a fool now

so now bond yields are surging export bans on diesel are being put in place as an act of desparation midterms are a total write off and the trump admin is about to spend the next two years probably fighting impeachment hearings while things continue to detoriorate and the funny thing about all of this is he won the presidency off the idea of no more foreign wars but its his own foreign war with iran that started this whole mess and now the free market is testing them all

[Glad the Impaler @ImpalerGlad]

@RoKhanna Or literally none of that. You’ll waste the whole time having bullshit hearings and trying to impeach Trump and other cabinet members.

[Glad the Impaler @ImpalerGlad]

@bubbleboi https://t.co/qZhPJlFzUL

[Glad the Impaler @ImpalerGlad]

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[Glad the Impaler @ImpalerGlad]

@elonmusk You should roll it out to the support chat bots. All they do is give you a ticket number and say someone is “working on it” and that’s all you’ll hear.

[James Fishback @jamesfishback]

Republicans would’ve swept the midterms had they released the Epstein files and not started a war with Iran for Israel.

[Glad the Impaler @ImpalerGlad]

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[Jebus @Jebus]

Listen man, I’ll try it

But as soon as I run into thralls lesbian cousin or something, I’m out

[Glad the Impaler @ImpalerGlad]

@SenatorSlotkin That what the CIA told you?

[TECTONE 🇺🇸 @Tectone]

Yoooo Shout out to my mom for not fucking killing me

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