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[Miss P @itsgot2bperfect]

Not long til the @GreatOrmondSt sky dive! Over £1400 raised and more money coming in! ✈️😁 @AhmetDuzenli @WeAreSUGM

[Stephen Goodair @stevegoodair]

@MartinSLewis here's the English version of breaking bad...

[HP @Imperfecttoo]

Eep! Homeland and downton on @9 tomorw night...I knew I ❤ autumn for some reason. Now will I watch downton or homeland on the +1 channel?

[HP @Imperfecttoo]

#nom #americancherrystalk #cherries #sundae http://t.co/6ipxF9b51U

[HP @Imperfecttoo]

Teacups with #prosecco #strawberries http://t.co/RIvbjtUAC2

[HP @Imperfecttoo]

How come when a msg won't send on my phone I will always try n flick the message away by shaking the phone from side to side #notgoing2help

[HP @Imperfecttoo]

#seatondeleval #hall #fountain #grounds #supersunday http://t.co/tukQv964vX

[HP @Imperfecttoo]

@hilaryponton thanks, wanted to get loads don't tonight but think I'll have a mad rush tomorrow morning #asUsual

[HP @Imperfecttoo]

Waiting for paint to dry is such a drag #goingGreenForSummer

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond.

[HP @Imperfecttoo]

When you only know a song because it was sooo hard trying to pass the song on guitar hero #2007 #memories

[HP @Imperfecttoo]

Today is my day off work and it's #freeconeday at Ben & Jerry's #conscience? I think not!!

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Free ice cream! Tomorrow's Ben & Jerrys Free Cone Day (you can requeue as many times as you like) full info http://t.co/gwrr9uDs96 #GORGEous

[HP @Imperfecttoo]

Ever wanted to say to someone else's kid calm ya sel doon! Someone's ate too many smarties

[HP @Imperfecttoo]

@earslovesounds I've seen and bought some too, there was also pizza express and nandos stuff too #poundland #upmarket

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Apart from the flowers and chocolates this sunday, tell your mum how amazing she is. I didn't do that enough. Easily my biggest regret :)

[HP @Imperfecttoo]

Asda have shown me what has been missing from my garden #gnomeArmy #3ftHigh #scary #£25Each

[HP @Imperfecttoo]

Just spent £50 on smellies and candles why am I so fricken ecstatic #bargain

[HP @Imperfecttoo]

12-1am re-runs of come dine with me, this program is hilarious at anytime!