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I don't care if you agree with me.

Your mom does, and that's all I need.

(Blocked people are because they're either tarded or scammers, or both)

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When you've been dating her for a long time and she tells you you're the only one for her and she wants to be with you forever and you tell her to block that one guy's number, that she says is just a friend, and delete his contact.

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@Ansara48791628 Never let a family member's death be in vain, always make sure to post it to the internet for maximum clout and attention.

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@_Zaraquin They literally started Hollywood as a progression of Vaudeville.

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@thegala21 No one under 30 can even remotely have enough experience to be a true private chef. She lied about her credentials and got what she deserved.

Kylie is innocent.

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@SynthPotato That's wild how the brightness and contrast of the images changed around the TVs.

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@brockpierson Pffft, Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge was way better.

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@justinbayly949 @johnwoodyharr Can you please be so for real?

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@GamerDetective_ Almost like they render the videos on PCs and they have to make the game playable on consoles and lower specs.

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@OrevaZSN Most Americans who think they are educated and intelligent fail very basic intelligence tests.

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@unholycyrusss Bad Bunny is signed to the independent record label Rimas Entertainment. He also utilizes a highly lucrative distribution deal with The Orchard, a subsidiary of Sony Music.

Independent label with the benefit of massive distribution.

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@DoomedEternal @Metallica The bass was killed in the mix, you can't remaster a fucked up mix.

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@Metallica Sounds exactly like I've always heard it.

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@GTASixInfo Probably because these mountain range height deltas don't proportionally represent the figures shown.

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@askaya Pretty.

But also they mean stolen as in taken without consent because consent is the biggest word leftists understand.

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@GameBreakerGod They think their early purchase somehow ensures they can download the game first before the bottleneck chug happens.

Spoiler alert: Everyone is going to be spending HOURS trying to download it at once and live services will be failing while it's happening.

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@Photomusicrock If by high tempo you mean slower than ever and even more off beat than before, then sure.

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@FinanceLancelot IQ tests aren't memory recall exercises, they are live logic problems you have to solve.

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@wccftech Tim Epic acts like he can't just go buy his own $750 million superyacht.

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@zazaxbtt I love Wild Wild West and I hate that he hates it.

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@nuhre_ Umm, duh, we learned this when we were like 10 years old.

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@VigilantFox Joe Rogan thinks shooting at targets for years doesn't add up to a marksman level of hitting a human sitting in a fucking chair.