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Safe space is a lie

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Trump for Emperor #vote

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For being such an elite unit, there sure are a lot of soldiers in the @501stLegion what are they putting in those clone bays?

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I heard Phasma's suit was made from a scrapped Nabooan cruiser... Anyone else notice the lack of toasters? #jessayin

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Is it just me or are we all colorblind?

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Sometimes I think of marching out of step just to see if anyone will notice me.

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In the Imperial forces you are only limited by your own ambition... and the clone bank you were spawned in. https://t.co/qNrNEEE2XB

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Preach!

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Next time you feel like criticizing our aim I suggest asking someone from the New Republic. Oh wait...

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Heard we had Sar lacc steaks for chow today but after my shift ended they were all gone.

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I always forget how many time zones the new Death Star's have.

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I always put two coats of polish on my helmet

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Should I get one for when we charge SKB? https://t.co/6CqfE54Ddg

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All about that base, bout that base #norebels

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TK-797 got a care package the other day. Must be nice having someone who cares.

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I peeked in @KyloR3ns diary the other day, guys got some serious issues.

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Join the Empire they said, see the galaxy they said! How are we supposed to get a decent port call if we keep blowing everything up?

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If our helmets only filter out smoke but not toxins, are cigarettes still bad for us?

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That moment when you're told to destroy someone's planet when you haven't ever seen your own.

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Let's be honest guys, should women be allowed to serve in the Imperial forces?

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I swapped helmets with TK-421 once... I still don't think he's noticed.