(Original artist unknown.)
There’s nothing I can say that hasn’t already been said.
To the people who are fighting fires, saving homes, people & animals - we will never forget this & we will never forget you.… https://t.co/WFWxSTJNiJ
God: you’re going
Jesus: but why
God: you’re spending Christmas at your mum & Joe’s and then you're back there again for the Easter holidays
Jesus: the what
God: the what? Nothing I didn’t say anything
I’m drinking! Let’s play a game! Use your predictive text to finish this sentence: “It’s like I always say, ...
Here’s mine: It’s like I always say, no one else can get it out of my mouth
OK I’m a grinch. But Sydney getting “the biggest fireworks display ever on NY’s Eve”? Really? Is that fair? Millions upon millions of dollars up in smoke in under half an hour while we struggle with unprecedented drought/bushfires. I’m totally opposed.