Propagandalf

In honor of the last american heros, to whom speed meant freedom of the soul.
The question is not when they're gonna stop, but who's gonna stop them

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

only reading tweets about the odyssey instead of seeing it to preserve the time honored practice of oral tradition

[Propagandalf @Impropagandalf]

@cremieuxrecueil I kept doing the biphasic one during college but what they don't tell you is IT IS NOT A 24 HOUR CYCLE.

[Chancy Luck @chancy_luck]

American Kid: Learn to weld. 17 bucks per hour. Starting pay less than a job stacking tomatoe slices on a hamburger bun.

Foreign Kid: Please help, this one can't get a slot at Harvard. SOS. Emergency. Red Alert. REFORM!!!

Once you see it...

[Propagandalf @Impropagandalf]

@SquidularCeph Was wild the first time I went to a gas station in Iowa and there's a full liquor section in there.

[Kamikazius the Wizard @MadKamikazius]

We need more functioning alcoholic dad protagonists who are sweet and kind to their wife & children because they can handle their liquor and become very calm and collected after downing an entire bottle of vodka.

[J.T. Alexander @JTAlexander]

The idea that all kids have equal potential is wrong.

When I was in 2nd Grade or so, we all took mandatory aptitude tests that were sent to Iowa for grading.

When I stumbled upon my results two years ago I was stunned by how accurate it turned out to be through my entire life.

It accurately captured my strengths and weaknesses. You could have accurately guessed my ultimate career just from these scores.

Identifying a child’s potential is really quite simple. We’ve had that down to a science for decades. We just refuse to accept there are some who are not cut out for certain things. We insist that everyone can be whatever they put their mind to, and it simply isn’t true.

[Propagandalf @Impropagandalf]

"Sorry we actually forgot to put people you follow on your timeline"

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

We're rolling out a small tweak to boost visibility of your posts to your mutuals (people who you follow back).

We noticed this data was missing from the algo and it made your friends appear less in your replies. This resulted in the reply section feeling more like a battleground with people you don't recognize.

This should also help clusters form around interests more easily, which many people have asked for.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Conor McGregor:

[Propagandalf @Impropagandalf]

What the hell was that

[Propagandalf @Impropagandalf]

How is Connor McGregor darker skinned than the Hawaiian

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

the one conspiracy i believe is that this place is full of bots programmed to say insane, incendiary things and they're funded by foreign organizations who want to divide americans and destabilize US society

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

OH FUCK HE’S ON THE LOOSE

[Propagandalf @Impropagandalf]

I tried convincing a friend of mine illegal immigrants had access to these and he pulled up an article that showed legal non-citizen immigrants were less likely to use them than citizens (including immigrants)

[Rose Smith @itsrosesm]

Republicans are pushing multiple new bills to BAN all noncitizens from receiving any weltare benetits:
no SNAP,
no Section 8, no Medicaid, NOTHING.

[Wylfċen @wylfcen]

You can actually test this. Search “boys will be boys” on social media and all you’ll see are people using it innocently and feminists claiming men use it to excuse rape. This cannot stand during white boy summer.

[Propagandalf @Impropagandalf]

@coryfromphilly At work, spending work money? "Yeah we gotta go with the Wiha tools, it's the industry standard"

At home? "Sure JWHXYHL" sounds fine for $7

[Propagandalf @Impropagandalf]

@BoiesMy The check

[Propagandalf @Impropagandalf]

@Echoesofdewott @SerebiiNet Somebody has to keep them in line

[Propagandalf @Impropagandalf]

Just learned there's a whole program here to unite recently released convicts with abandoned pit bulls

[𝕛𝕒𝕪 @SadVikes]

Got the whole world rooting against us in a sport we don't even care about

Gentlemen, we made it 🇺🇸

[Propagandalf @Impropagandalf]

@Ryanair_IT This was probably fair for Bosnia but we absolutely know where Belgium is we saved their ass twice.