Improv Ninja 👤

Teacher. Student (lol). Master. Healer. Guru. I can use #Improv to cure your ailments, or beat you on stage. Buy my book, half price, I’ll sign it. #improvninja

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Visited @NavyPier today, looking back at so many years of crushing it on stage and asking myself if it was all worth it.

Yes, I am a living legend.

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‘Sick’ show coming up tonight! #coronovirus

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@ImprovTimes I had 8 people at my solo Indy show - #coronavirus isn’t affecting me

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Not true with my indie shows

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@TitaniaMcGrath That’s a bit sexist

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That’s a bit sexist

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I urge all straight white men to self-isolate.

Nothing to do with the coronavirus. I just can’t stand them.

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Noooooooo!!!

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Can we still quarantine everyone who worked on a Second City cruise ship?

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I’ve been saying this for years, jacking off of great

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Masturbation can help boost your immune system.

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@qikipedia I’m never going to die

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@SchoolOfLaugh Sounds a bit sexist, I’d love to know if you stand behind this claim? All women are harmed by jokes? All of them?

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A scene about corona virus where I melt into the air and play lethal pathogens

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@robertlanemusic Someone said watching me was like watching a god

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Don’t follow @ImprovTimes

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@ImprovTimes @ImprovGuru39 @ImprovRonin @ImprovUtopia @improv4humans @ucbtla @ucbtny @PackTheater @TheSecondCity @TheBacklinePod I’ll make you a new list

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Here is a list of some of awful improv pages on twitter that I HATE the most! They are destroying my art form. Don’t follow them

@ImprovGuru39
@ImprovRonin
@ImprovUtopia
@improv4humans
@ucbtla
@ucbtny
@PackTheater
@TheSecondCity
@TheBacklinePod

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It’s not improv, it’s psychedelics

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@RealBenBailey you don’t need to follow me

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@ImprovRonin Yes please

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Shit

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How do you delete?

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Please post this in secret