SAGAR

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

@SrBachchan सर, अपने अंदर के जलोटा पर एक लोटा पानी डाल लो प्लीज़।

[Abhishek Madan @abhishekmadan]

microsoft excel: girl i can't take my eyes off of you can i get yo number
hot girl: ya sure it is 9837131023
microsoft excel: 9.83E+09 got it

[Hunटरर ♂ @nickhunterr]

Amma miya Pakistan ko laga ek bada Jhatka 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Microsoft India and South Asia @MicrosoftIndia]

Join India’s eminent business leaders across Retail, Banking, Manufacturing and ITES at #MicrosoftConvergence, and accelerate business transformation fueled by #AI and other emerging technologies. #AIForAll

[camardard pnkj 🇮🇳 @AskThePankazzzz]

Courier service didn't deliver me my parcel & put Natural Disaster as the reason. Dilli mein kaunsi tsunami aayi thi kal? Bitch, your company is the only disaster.

[SAGAR @ImSagar__]

@Zeeeist Jab match dubai me ho toh khuch bhi ho sakta hai😂😂

[SAGAR @ImSagar__]

Both the nations should vote. Ha ha ha
#INDvPAK #PAKvIND

[Anna @Rajinican_]

*poll that makes the difference.*
Who will win big today?
#INDvPAK #PAKvIND

[SAGAR @ImSagar__]

@Zeeeist @BiggBoss @ColorsTV

[Anna @Rajinican_]

#BiggBoss12 #BB12

[Bambaiya @AurBuntai]

@BCCI to @OfficialCSA
#IndvsSA #SAvIND

[SAGAR @ImSagar__]

@chetancpandey @juniorbacchhan @KyaUkhaadLega Oh! Inki honesty mein iss qadar kho gaye ki dhyan hi nahi 😂😂😂😂

[Chinmay @Atheist_Chinmay]

Jail Na Ho jae Bas 😥

[Sunil The Cricketer @1sInto2s]

How can he missed his dialogue writer's wedding reception 😂 https://t.co/FbWFXNGb4O

[Filmfare @filmfare]

Maestro @arrahman arrives with wife at #Virushka’s #MumbaiReception.

[Rahul Roushan @rahulroushan]

Symbolism of removing mangalsutra and bindi by Pakistan - “you send us his wife, we send you back his widow” - powerful one by @UnSubtleDesi https://t.co/TifOauBfaD

[Rekhta @Rekhta]

Meri koshish to yahi hai ki ye masoom rahe
Aur dil hai ki samajhdar hua jaata hai

[SAGAR @ImSagar__]

I have decided to leave my past behind, So if i owe you money.... I am sorry. I have moved on.
#NewYearsResolution

[SAGAR @ImSagar__]

@juniorbacchhan @KyaUkhaadLega Atleast he is honest😂😂😂

[SAGAR @ImSagar__]

@swatic12 Aunty has got no chill 😂

[SAGAR @ImSagar__]

In a world where even candids are fake
How can you expect people to be true?
#TuesdayThoughts