𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️

Still Shocking it. | #LLH

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

#LLH

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

I feel pretty today.

Guys, call me pretty.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

Spider-Men Are ANYWHERE but the streets

[↯ 𝙐𝙇𝙏𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘 .ᐟ.ᐟ @BKLYNSpDr]

this wasn’t a fun time.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

@RamBukenyaash @AvaAyala_WT // Daredevil!

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

IM GONNA COME BACK SOME
DAY!

AND IM GONNA RULE NEW JERSEY-wait I sound like some sorta’ Cartoon villain now.

[𝓐 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓙𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓮𝔂 𝓢𝓾𝓬𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓢𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂 @DirtyJerzMarvel]

Seriously?? You felt comfortable HERE?? Dude I date Spider-Man. He’s here plenty to spot and stop you with me

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

CAUSE WHENEVER I GET CLOSE ONE OF YOU ARE STOPPING ME!

THE ONE TIME-THE ONE PLACE I FELT INVINCIBLE WAS NEW JERSEY AND MY PEAK NEVER CAME BACK!

[𝓐 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓙𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓮𝔂 𝓢𝓾𝓬𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓢𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂 @DirtyJerzMarvel]

I’M A COLLEGE STUDENT ASIDE FROM YOU BEING A DUMBASS CRIMINAL WHATS YOUR EXCUSE

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

…I’m broke.

My villain friends are broke.

My ENEMIES ARE BROKE.

WHY ARE ALL OF YOU BROKE! THIS DOSENT MAKE SENSE ANYMORE!

[𝓐 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓙𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓮𝔂 𝓢𝓾𝓬𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓢𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂 @DirtyJerzMarvel]

…you’re not asking a broke college girl for financial aid right

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

Cause like…

Uh…

I…

Because uh…You could help a strong,Educated, black male have a Million Bajillion Bucks!

[𝓐 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓙𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓮𝔂 𝓢𝓾𝓬𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓢𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂 @DirtyJerzMarvel]

Why would or should I

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

…I wanna Leave you.

Why can’t I beat you? Who’s NEXT AFTER YOU?! IS THIS A LEVELING SYSTEM

[𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓' 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗! @MarvelousQuips]

I'm sure she would.

Yet here you are, stuck with me. Don't feel bad. Apparently, I'm the super villain benchmark.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

WHY CANT YOU MAKE ME LOOK VALUABLE.

[𝓐 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓙𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓮𝔂 𝓢𝓾𝓬𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓢𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂 @DirtyJerzMarvel]

No thanks

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

MS. MARVEL WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO HAVE ME.

[𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓' 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗! @MarvelousQuips]

I don't. Enlighten me.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

EUREKA ‼️

Head ass 😭😭😭

Gonna send this to boomer, Gonna be a good laugh.

[↯ 𝙐𝙇𝙏𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘 .ᐟ.ᐟ @BKLYNSpDr]

shut up.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

Dork.

[↯ 𝙐𝙇𝙏𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘 .ᐟ.ᐟ @BKLYNSpDr]

EUREKA ‼️

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

See? Not even greatful.

Do you KNOW how many Heroes would LOVE to have me?!

[𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓' 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗! @MarvelousQuips]

You think that hurts my feelings?

I would LOVE for you to be somebody else's problem. Please, go.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

Well she COULD SOON!

I dknow spidey, maybe it’s time we start seein’ other Spider-like vigilantes.

[𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓' 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗! @MarvelousQuips]

You guys don't like talking to me. I try to talk, you prefer to shoot.

Besides, she hasn't spent literal years fighting you bozos.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

See?

She didn’t do that, silk TALKED to us, and had a very nice drink with us!

Granted I think she wants to go anywhere black cat does but…

[𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓' 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗! @MarvelousQuips]

I've been to the bar.
Granted, it was to beat someone up or get information, but still.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

I mean you don’t…HAVE to take me down…

{ He sighed, before opening his wallet, a literal fly coming out before handing her a dollar.}

There. Now all I got is cents, happy?

[𝘼𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙥𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧-𝙒𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣 @HomoArachnus]

My suit doesn’t have pockets, Shocky. Besides, think of it as payback for all the times I had to stop everything that I was doing to take you down.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

You’re right, I would.

Much nicer, even been to the bar a few times.

[𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓' 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗! @MarvelousQuips]

You would.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

“There MINE?! Uh-thanks?!”

{As He here’s the sirens, He quickly starts Running Himself}

“RHINO CMON! A BANK?! That gets EVERYONES attention-why dontcha’ be like Me! Rob a jewelry store or somethin’?!”

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐎 @Horned_Enforcer]

“Quick Herman catch!” Deposits two sacks of stolen bank money in @Imshockingit his arms.

“They’re all yers!”
Still running as sirens begin closing in.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

Soooo…

Who else is in the rivals waiting line

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹…𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ! ⚡️ @Imshockingit]

Janice can ya be SUPPORTIVE???

Maybe I wanna INVEST for once!

[ʙᴇᴇᴛʟᴇ @beetledaboss]

Okay.

Then spend it all.