Simano Marshall

The rant account for the real Simon Marshall

[Simano Marshall @imSimonMarshall]

I don't like Nandos… What is it? Fast food or a restaurant? Why can't the waiter that brings me my food take my order and bring the drinks?

[Simano Marshall @imSimonMarshall]

If @Lord_Sugar made chocolate thigh guards people would buy them… #powerofsugar #shitproducts

[Simano Marshall @imSimonMarshall]

I don't like his side kick Jesse either. He's got a really small face, it freaks me out. #breakingbad

[Simano Marshall @imSimonMarshall]

I don't like breaking bad, got stuck on the 1st series, its a bit slow for me…

[Simano Marshall @imSimonMarshall]

Well, Tulisa took the "share a coke with friends" to a whole new level didn't she! #Tulisa #Coke

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

“@UpTheCeltsMK: What's worse Ricky? Paedos or someone making jokes about child abuse?"

Well, one says words, the other fucks kids. U decide

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

“@HaycheP: @Bayroot27 @UpTheCeltsMK it's a good job Jimmy Saville didn't joke about fucking kids. Then I would be really mad!”

Haha Perfect

[Simano Marshall @imSimonMarshall]

I just absolutely love moaning! Love it!!

[Simano Marshall @imSimonMarshall]

I could have had a career in the music industry but I said "no, i'm making too much money out of data" #datawhore

[Simano Marshall @imSimonMarshall]

Why am I getting the blame for using all the loo roll. It's not like I wipe the end of my cock when I take a piss.

[Simano Marshall @imSimonMarshall]

"My pleasure in everyone else's leisure" #Pow

[Simano Marshall @imSimonMarshall]

Paying for all those bloody clock watchers over their, thinking they're better than us in their ivory tower! #rant

[Simano Marshall @imSimonMarshall]

First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires. Somewhere there is a Scouser with a lamp and one wish left. #fergieretires

[Simano Marshall @imSimonMarshall]

“@OfficiaIWitch: reasons to date me: 1. no one will try and steal me from you 2. sometimes im funny” I'm in, I wanna make your toes curl!

[Simano Marshall @imSimonMarshall]

Kris Kross is gonna make ya! #jumpjump #RIPChrisKelly

[Simano Marshall @imSimonMarshall]

#RIPChrisKelly I am going to listen to your tunes for the rest of the day.

[Simano Marshall @imSimonMarshall]

Sun is shining, the weather is sweet
Make you want to move your dancing feet…#chillaxing

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