Smile dog

bark bark or wuteva

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

how it feels to spend more than $5

[Smile dog @imsmiledog]

Can’t spell cow without dinner

[cow @cowincrisis]

can’t spell horse without hoe

[Smile dog @imsmiledog]

Ethel Cain hated my instagram postttttttt

[Smile dog @imsmiledog]

Yes they told me I couldn’t do my iconic smile. Yes they told me I had to wear a costume so I wouldn’t be recognized. Yes this is real. Yes this is me.

[Smile dog @imsmiledog]

Me at the #SuperBowl if u missed it.. @sanbenito …

[cow @cowincrisis]

i’m facing more repercussions for tweeting this than ICE agents are for literal murder

[sog @_sogz]

can we go to the toy store

[Smile dog @imsmiledog]

Smile dog is a misandrist

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

The strongest never skips training!

[Smile dog @imsmiledog]

They talking abt “Chloe in the new life is strange game”.. babes I killed that lesbian in the first game how this gonna work-

[Smile dog @imsmiledog]

@Chewy Sponsor me

[Smile dog @imsmiledog]

@cowincrisis Peppa pig got nothing on u

[Smile dog @imsmiledog]

I’ll kill 38,000 chickens for you uni I love you

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

No more chicken!? What!?

[Smile dog @imsmiledog]

People keep telling me I have a large nose kill me

[Smile dog @imsmiledog]

I got a new phone it’s orange everyone clap

[Smile dog @imsmiledog]

Sorry chat I accidentally ate my phone so I couldn’t tweet for a moment

[cow @cowincrisis]

stop calling me “chopped” and “cooked” that is really scary for a cow

[Smile dog @imsmiledog]

@cowincrisis Steak

[Smile dog @imsmiledog]

@LifeIsStrange can I have a cameo in ur new game please

[Smile dog @imsmiledog]

Thank god dogs can have chocolate idk what I would do without chocolate milk