The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️

sass, ass and hardly any class 💃🏼

[The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️ @imsorrymissJ]

The Bier Garden in Asheville

[R A C H I E @itsmeRachie]

Name a place with tighter security than the Capitol. RIGHT answers only. 😂👇🏽

[The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️ @imsorrymissJ]

I love when a man tries to talk over me on the phone 😂 like yes pookie keep it up, maybe the 6th time I’ll let you

[The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️ @imsorrymissJ]

Pleasssseeee I’m begging you to make sure your insurance is up to date with appropriate coverage. I know everyone’s budget is tight, but to lose a brand new car in an accident can devastate your finances for years

[The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️ @imsorrymissJ]

If you haven’t talked to me about home or auto insurance what are you doing

[The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️ @imsorrymissJ]

Hey so don’t piss off the person that’s responsible for transferring you where you need to go 🤗

[The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️ @imsorrymissJ]

The air fryer is the easy bake oven reimagined and you can’t make me think otherwise

[The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️ @imsorrymissJ]

@kirawontmiss I have a couple :

“Don’t yuck my yum” - I like something and you don’t so you’re being rude about it

“I don’t know him from Adam’s house cat” - that person is so irrelevant that some random man’s cat doesn’t even know him

“Heavens to Betsy” - can be a response to anything

[The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️ @imsorrymissJ]

It’s the difference between “your ass looks great in those jeans” and “those pants make your ass look great”…. if you don’t get the concept I can’t help you

[The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️ @imsorrymissJ]

@Ritzcrackers Thank you, just sent.

[The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️ @imsorrymissJ]

Be careful out there parents! Multiple tubes of our plain @Ritzcrackers contained peanut butter on them with no notice of being processed in a factory containing nuts (only wheat and soy). Luckily no nut allergies here, but surely our box isn’t the only box this happened to!

[The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️ @imsorrymissJ]

Girly you’re not depressed, you just needed to vibe out to the last 50 posts by #ceilingfanceo

[Hannah Calloway @hannahcalloway4]

here is the living Google Doc that people in Asheville are updating as things are changing that includes donations, shelter locations, places to find water, food and supplies, etc. please share in case anyone needs it. 🫶🏻

https://t.co/WKZP1cBJTO?

[The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️ @imsorrymissJ]

Had to get to wifi so I can help process claims. Filing a claim for someone who’s home was destroyed w/ lost family 1 min and then another for someone who just has a tree down with no damage….I know one’s struggle doesn’t change the impact of another but it’s tough to see.

[Governor Josh Stein @NC_Governor]

Tim, Chloe and Jaden are doing heroic work feeding the town of Black Mountain. The people of western NC are inspiring in the toughest of times and we’re going to have their back.

[The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️ @imsorrymissJ]

Undercooking and overcooking food are equal horrors

[The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️ @imsorrymissJ]

I’m sorry, but Stanley has become the beige Vera Bradley of this generation

[The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️ @imsorrymissJ]

Purchases a home for $1.2M, wants to insure it for $600,000….make it make sense 😂

[The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️ @imsorrymissJ]

Remember that you don’t get life bonus points for never making a mistake 🫶🏼

you’re human that means you get to learn and grow from mistakes.

you’re doing amazing and I’m proud of you 🩷

[The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️ @imsorrymissJ]

@carson_greene3 I was also in an argument last night, curious what was in Mercury Gatorade that all men drank yesterday

[The Real Miss Jackson 💁🏼‍♀️ @imsorrymissJ]

The way this person looking for a quote went out of his way to ask “so if one of those illegals hits my car thats covered by uninsured motorist coverage right?” 🤢🤮