I'm So Sure

the rich are getting richer, the poor are getting drunk

[I'm So Sure @ImSoSure2]

@SenMikeLee YOU are actually the one joining Mike, decent people were already here a few days ago while you were tweeting pictures of a murderer as a hilarious joke. Jesus what an asshole.

[I'm So Sure @ImSoSure2]

@glennbeck it's scary when mom and dad are fighting and you love them both so much and you don't want to take sides. you should just grab your blankie and try to sleep, in the morning they will be back to their normal hateful selves and all will be right with the world again #HowsYourSoul

[I'm So Sure @ImSoSure2]

@BasedMikeLee Why do you format

So many of your tweets

Like slam poetry?

Do you think it makes you seem like, extra serious?

Cause it's kinda woke

And I thought you hated that shit

[I'm So Sure @ImSoSure2]

@glennbeck turns out the documents mostly revealed a bunch of social security numbers of actual living 80 year olds who now get to start fresh with new SSNs. at what point will you stop pretending this idiot king and his idiot minions are geniuses playing 50D chess? #HowsYourSoul

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

I’d rather be a free man in my grave, than living as a puppet or a slave.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

If the price of eggs was this high and Kamala was president, MAGAs would be storming the Capitol blaming DEI Soros Antifa-Chickens for not hatching eggs fast enough.

[I'm So Sure @ImSoSure2]

@ICanBePresident @PBDsPodcast @glennbeck Everywhere you see a black bar, you can be sure trump's name is under it

[I'm So Sure @ImSoSure2]

@glennbeck did you seriously pay an employee to make this, you sick twist? pro tip for the guy LARPing as a compassionate conservative, genocide isn't actually all that funny. #HowsYourSoul

[I'm So Sure @ImSoSure2]

@glennbeck who do you think elected elon, glenn? he was for sure not on my ballot, was he on yours? ##HowsYourSoul

[Avery Banks @AveryBa68752542]

These press corps questions are a joke.
And President Dipshit just called Maxine Waters a “lowlife.”

If u voted for this excrement you are a total f***ing loser.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Imagine being the richest man in the world, and your passion project is to stop providing aid to poor, desperate people.

[I'm So Sure @ImSoSure2]

@glennbeck remember when you said "i will not comply" like every day for 4 years to show what a tough guy you were? changed your mind did you? #HowsYourSoul

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

We’re live tweeting the end of America.

[feminist next door @emrazz]

“That’s when they suspended the constitution. They said it would be temporary. There wasn’t any rioting in the streets. People stayed home, watching their televisions, looking for direction. There wasn’t even an enemy you could put a finger on.”

- Margaret Atwood, Handmaids Tale

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

America is now a mob restaurant being burned down for the insurance money.

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

Can you show me where Joe Biden made $25B dollars on a crypto scam? No? Ok, both parties are not the same

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

Bookmark this tweet:

Not a single aspect of your life is going to measurably improve after Trump's ethnic cleansing of Black and brown immigrants.

Your rent wont go down.

Your wages wont go up.

Groceries will be more expensive.

The only change is you will be complicit.

[I'm So Sure @ImSoSure2]

@glennbeck the point isn't that it would benefit us, the point is it already belongs to somebody and it isn't for sale. if you're too dumb to get this, then please consider *my* offer to take some of *your* stuff, based on my argument that it would really benefit me. #HowsYourSoul

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

in a world of Donald Trumps, be a Jimmy Carter

[Luella Schmidt @luellajschmidt]

@trouble_man90 I’m an independent who has been supportive of multiple democrats with money & my vote. This pardon saves a private citizen from a govt that has promised to torture him. VOWED to illegally target him. If you aren’t supportive of the pardon, you’re not getting my money or my vote.