Swizz

I'm a very FAST male Parsons' Terrier. I love going out and chilling with me fam.

[Swizz @ImSwizzTheMutt]

Me and my sister.. Just watching tv

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I dislike the way my girl starts to play, no warning whatsoever! I'll rather jus sit and watch http://t.co/TBFbigv14t

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Been AGES I was on! I'm BAAaaacckk!!!! Woof woof!!!!

[Swizz @ImSwizzTheMutt]

I suppose I don't understand the fascination with toilet paper!

[Swizz @ImSwizzTheMutt]

"@adaikpoh: I now know that you (@ImSwizzTheMutt) is the only one there, out there for me..I ws freaking dumped!" I feel the same about you

[Swizz @ImSwizzTheMutt]

WHERE ARE YOU?

[Swizz @ImSwizzTheMutt]

I am tense, its tense, peoples!

[Swizz @ImSwizzTheMutt]

an awful dream about me?

[Swizz @ImSwizzTheMutt]

A drive is NOT the same as a walk, dear humans! And so am reduced to playing by myself to take out the hyperness!!

[Swizz @ImSwizzTheMutt]

What A bed!!

[Swizz @ImSwizzTheMutt]

Loved the walk!

[Swizz @ImSwizzTheMutt]

So happy to see them back from holiday. Yesterday we went to the Clinic. I should be sleeping, ne!

[Swizz @ImSwizzTheMutt]

Yup, the story continues: either plenty of food or am on rations☹ http://t.co/cFp6WZDP

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Banished to the garage! My crime: I sneaked out to go sniff the local babe's shit next door. (I was powerless) And the man found out!

[Swizz @ImSwizzTheMutt]

I ran after my daddy!! I just chased the car and overtook him. They are not happy with my stunt. Feeling bad.

[Swizz @ImSwizzTheMutt]

The mutts next door announcing they are NOT going to church today. Did you ask them?

[Swizz @ImSwizzTheMutt]

Have grown up a lot in just 7days!

[Swizz @ImSwizzTheMutt]

I'm still ashamed of what happened last night! I still don't know what came over me! my daddy just went, "Swiiiiizz" as if I'm a paedophile☹

[Swizz @ImSwizzTheMutt]

It's MY bed! I'm either sleeping ALONE on it, or I sleep on the floor!!

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