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just here to retweet 🏳️‍🌈 (L)gbtq she/her, traveling RN, tiny-living, Ohio native currently in the PNW .

[🍉 @imtextinHaley]

You can move across the country. Like that’s perfectly possible. Stop letting your hometown tell you that you can’t.

[Duble_jc @DubleJC]

Teach your kids to be a good friend because some children don’t go home to love.

[🍉 @imtextinHaley]

This is a PSA to put a little sweetened condensed milk into your coffee ☕️

[Anne Sundell @anne_sundell]

whenever i clean my vibrator in the sink i feel like i’m in a dawn commercial washing a duckling that’s been in an oil spill

[MonsterKing @CerromeRussell]

The same titties look good the 1st time and 17,652nd time you see them. Does a sunset ever lose its luster? I say unto thee Nay

[🍉 @imtextinHaley]

@idkkiersten @PollockKaitlynn Exactly what I do ✌🏻

[🧡✨dreamthem✨💙 @gatx_negrx]

Class analysis vía if you thought Olive Garden was a fancy restaurant growing up

[Unnecessary spellings @u_spellings]

The spelling of pneumonia is unnecessary.

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

the only thing more powerful than love is the ick

[Ty @imperial_ty]

And if you leave stand on that.

[🍉 @imtextinHaley]

A nurse I work with is telling people that eating fruit is the same as a snicker bar. She’s promoting the carnivore diet and is convincing them that legumes are the devil 🙄🙄

[🍉 @imtextinHaley]

The day shift manager came in and “cleaned out” the fridge. They threw away everything. Literally every night shifters dinner and container. I had mine in a glass Pyrex with my name on it- nope into the trash it goes. I hate it here.

[mara @xmaracaitlinx]

I’d die for sweet potato fries

[Yesika Salgado 🍉✨ @YesikaStarr]

My dog can’t be my emotional support pet cause he himself needs emotional support. we’re just two anxious beings staring at each other.

[𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦. @boundlesshopes]

You deserve midnight dances, playlists that make you feel, neck kisses, trips to classic museums, heartfelt conversations, the world.

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

White people really do believe they are the managers of everybody, because never have I ever had any other group of people ask me what I’m doing or where I’m going and actually expect an answer when I’m in any public space.