Alfred F. Jones

☆ Land of the brave and the free. I'm the hero! ☆
[#Hetalia #RP18+] - Single
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((Let old Hetalia Twitter be a lesson that you should very much be aware of all the problems in this fandom, and the show. I still love the characters, just don't be blind sided))

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((LMAOOO OOOO WHAT

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Happy birthday to ME!

Glad to have made it another year despite the feeling of impending doom every time I wake up!

/He chuckles nervously,/ Please send help.

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[Sombra voice]

Been here all along.

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I have a cold... Can some kind dude please bring me a gallon of soup?

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I deny nothing. https://t.co/BSp0JZs5kv

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[U ever instantly regret tweet]

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Fellas, is it gay to give someone a bj in the oval office when your president is off being an idiot?

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Miss me with that gay shit.

Ha ha, just kidding. I'm VERY gay.

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@WangYao6 I don't want anyth- wait, DO you have food? Don't play with my heart, China. I'll never say no to a good time. /He sniffs the air as if he'll smell something./

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Man, having a leader that drives you up the wall sure is exhausting! /He winces, but maintains a smile./

But hey, food exists to distract!

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/He is now surrounded by empty candy wrappers./

.... It's not even 3pm. I regret my life choices.

This is how I die.

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/This boy is already devouring chocolate. He's only half in his costume. He's an absolute mess./

Candy makes life worth living.

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@WangYao6 Hey, that's what Mattie calls me after I eat too much! /He wraps an arm around the Asian man's neck./ YAO, MY OLD BUDDY!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Candy at my house!

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@Isle_Of_Manx I just don't want to go through the changes Russia did. /His eyes darken at the memory./ He used to be my friend and then...

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@Isle_Of_Manx - is brewing. What... if I'm not the same afterwards?

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@Isle_Of_Manx Nah, it's all good! My people are strong and I know we'll get through this. I hope. I'm just... scared, Gillie. I feel like a revolution-

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@Isle_Of_Manx Oh you know. President is quickly driving me to the brink of death, but oh well! Happens to all of us eventually. /He laughs, wincing.

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What do you mean visiting McDonald's at 3am is weird? Why else would they be open 24/7!