Nick Hooker

Yes my name is Hooker. Smelly pirate Hooker. Ask me how much I charge.

[Nick Hooker @ImTheHooker]

F you, @espn for the commercial break during LIVE action of the #sjsharks game, then a stoppage happened and another commercial break. #ESPN #ESPNSUCKS

[Nick Hooker @ImTheHooker]

The #SpotifyWrapped trend... Look. No one cares about your music tastes. Get over yourself.

[Nick Hooker @ImTheHooker]

I'm still laughing that @JaMorant Dad stepped up in beef that wasn't his. Bro, your child is an adult... Gtfo! 🤣🤣🤣

[Nick Hooker @ImTheHooker]

That Ty Jerome with a game! Big #Dubs win on the road to oddly climb back to 500! #GoWarriors

[Nick Hooker @ImTheHooker]

3 injuries to key players in the 1st? What is up with the field @AZCardinals? Did ya put stickum on it? 🤣🤣

[Nick Hooker @ImTheHooker]

Not sure what is worse, this BS with #AaronJudge or #Lebron and the decision. #ArsonJudge is right. Dude lit everything on fire.

[Nick Hooker @ImTheHooker]

@NBAonTNT wasn't sure if #Shaq could ever be considered small, but after Kenny trucked him into the tree and he disappeared we now know! #shaqsquatch

[Nick Hooker @ImTheHooker]

Now that we are in a holding pattern (again!) on #AaronJudge, can we please get an update on #ArsonJudge??

[Nick Hooker @ImTheHooker]

I think every #SFGiants fan now hates @JonHeyman for his premature tweet. Public enemy #1 if Aaron Judge doesn't sign with SF.

[Nick Hooker @ImTheHooker]

@EmSportsTakes I'm pretty sure he said he was... Not the same guy.... 🤣🤣

[Nick Hooker @ImTheHooker]

@notthefakeSVP showing Chiefs highlights... But yet not showing the 1st play on the "gw drive" when a massive penalty was not called. F the Chiefs.

[Nick Hooker @ImTheHooker]

Your Mom is responsible for more. 🤣🤣

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Netflix is responsible for roughly 15% of the world's Internet traffic

[Mike Pompeo @mikepompeo]

Get your kids and grandkids off Tik Tok. It really is a data-harvesting spy tool for the Chinese Communist Party.

[Nick Hooker @ImTheHooker]

No one has had worse #fantasy luck than me. #iquit lol

[Nick Hooker @ImTheHooker]

1st play of the @Chiefs drive was a no call against MVS. I'm shocked. #NFL is rigged. #ridiculous

[Nick Hooker @ImTheHooker]

This tweet didn't age... Who's laughing now, Moran. 🤣

[MIKE GRIER stan account @AndyKHLiu]

Klay on pace for 50 in a L against the worst team in the world lol right after Steph goes for 50 in a blowout L 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

K L A Y

[Nick Hooker @ImTheHooker]

Who really cares about the @TomBrady @giseleofficial bullshit? Do you not have your own life?

[Nick Hooker @ImTheHooker]

Bidet. Hands down best thing. #bidet #cleantush

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Name an item under $50 that dramatically improved your life experience

[Nick Hooker @ImTheHooker]

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