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[sloth @ImTheSloth]

Study tip: laminate your notes so your tears roll right off.

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u know what i like about people?
their dogs.

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how my semester's going https://t.co/tPHviTxvg2

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They are so cute😩💖😍😂 https://t.co/P3Q19REicK

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every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them

i do

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u miss 100% of the naps you don't take

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i really hate it when people use zodiac signs to justify certain actions like i don’t care if you’re a pisces Joey ur being a dick

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maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time

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"Why didn't you do any work over the Christmas holiday?"

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I'm dying

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I try to use proper grammar and punctuation in all of my tweets, until I'm about to go over the 140 character limit...& den u no how it b.

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College is good because you can skip a class whenever you want.

College is bad because you can skip a class whenever you want.

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A haunted house for teenagers where you just yell at them "WHAT COLLEGE ARE YOU GOING TO WHAT ARE YOU MAJORING IN WHAT CAREER WILL YOU HAVE"

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mom: how are your grades this semester?

me: mother what's important is that we have our health

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isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “idk how to hold a pencil"

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"truth or dare"
"Dare"
"Order us pizza"

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If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

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I'm so weak