Thinking(?)Pinoy

I am RJ Nyeta. A regular Pinoy's nonsense take on Philippine Politics [Satirical]

[Thinking(?)Pinoy @iMthinkingPin0y]

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[Superficial Gazette @SuperficialGZT]

"P-pero yung mga biktima ng adik-"

DID YOU KNOW THAT: Fanatics don't actually care about these victims? #SuperficialGazette #WagKangFanatic

[Thinking(?)Pinoy @iMthinkingPin0y]

Wala ring TRO on any gov't infrastructure project so san din po kaya nakukuha ni Presidente ang idea na hadlang sa pag-unlad ang TRO?

[Thinking(?)Pinoy @iMthinkingPin0y]

@ANCALERTS No TRO on contraceptives. Just on 2 implants, the lifting of TRO is automatic and up to FDA (they are already complying & have enough time)

[Thinking(?)Pinoy @iMthinkingPin0y]

Ay absent si Presidente nung sinabi CJ Sereno na walang TRO on contraceptives.San po napuputa intelligence fund sir? https://t.co/TpNKXgiQOc https://t.co/ZnvON0SLrP

[ABS-CBN News Channel @ANCALERTS]

WATCH: President Duterte criticizes CJ Sereno for TRO on contraceptives; laments slow resolution of cases at Supreme Court. #ANCRecap

[Thinking(?)Pinoy @iMthinkingPin0y]

@ANCALERTS Ay absent ba si presidente nung iniclarify ito ni CJ after last SONA? https://t.co/TpNKXgiQOc

[Thinking(?)Pinoy @iMthinkingPin0y]

Dapat lang. Best president in the Solar System nga raw e! https://t.co/c5YEnnXgUc

[Superficial Gazette @SuperficialGZT]

After shooting him dead, Duterte's PNP kills Kian again by ruining his reputation, saying he sold drugs. #JusticeForKian #SuperficialGazette

[Thinking(?)Pinoy @iMthinkingPin0y]

Duterte dilawan din pala https://t.co/jYRO5LZpVs

[GMA News @gmanews]

Duterte tells Filipinos: Reflect on life of Ninoy https://t.co/kYSbmZXlyD

[Thinking(?)Pinoy @iMthinkingPin0y]

Basahin po natin ang buong thread na ito. https://t.co/N2ABPQJYWw

[Bruja Babalina Babajee @BrujaDelDemonio]

1) When Korean Jee Ick Joo was strangled by the police inside Camp Crame in front of Bato's office, I thought the nation would be outraged.

[Ma'amSyj🇵🇭 @MaamSyj]

Calling all celebs/influencers with genuine concern and conscience: please join us tomorrow. Deliver this country from evil.

[Florin Hilbay @fthilbay]

Congress should provide for funeral expenses of every poor person killed in war on drugs + 1M, taken from the President's intelligence funds

[Thinking(?)Pinoy @iMthinkingPin0y]

😂 https://t.co/2PWg7MOCYs

[Bruja Babalina Babajee @BrujaDelDemonio]

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is committing a mistake."
-NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

[Florin Hilbay @fthilbay]

One would think that an admin so fixated w/ war on drugs would jump up & down screaming over 6.4B drugs smuggled thru BOC

Instead, silence.

[Bruja Babalina Babajee @BrujaDelDemonio]

"Dutertenomics".

[Bruja Babalina Babajee @BrujaDelDemonio]

"Independent Foreign Policy"

[Thinking(?)Pinoy @iMthinkingPin0y]

@DavaoDelft @DanSantos8 crime RATE is crime RATE @DavaoDelft Hello, population density and area are FACTORED INTO CRIME RATE. esep esep pag may time.

[Dan Santos @DanSantos8]

Why is Espenido being assigned to Iloilo when Davao has higher crime rates? #DuDirtyMoves

[Bruja Babalina Babajee @BrujaDelDemonio]

In another cock-up, PNA used the logo of Dole Pineapple for DOLE. Dutertenomics is now Dutertedelmontekitchenomics where everything is piña.