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they/it/miscellaneous/whatever you want…… learner-doer-maker-multi-hyphenate…. aims to contain multitudes…

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most of what i tweet is directly from the top of my head so pls correct me if i clearly don’t know wtf i’m talking about. #fr

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Got me a pup cup and my snout couldn’t reach the bottom #dawglife

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Dream blunt rotation: Melissa & Doug

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I hate that there are parts of my own body (i.e. back of leg) that I have to pretzel myself up in order to see. What kind of messed up situation is that

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Medicine ads be like Are you Ugly? Wanna fix it? Take Schmoopyfil. Don’t Take Schmoopyfil if you are allergic to Schmoopyfil. Schmoopyfil can have a side effect of suicidal ideation. (Clip of guy walking his dog) This drug is not proven to be effective. New, From Eli Lilly

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my favorite sound is distant music coming from outside, mixed with street noise; it’s better when it’s somebody outside practicing music. makes me miss living by the music school

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of all of the songs from the Backyardigans to trend I don’t totally understand why it was Castaways, nothing against Castaways but why not Rockabilly Lullaby? Yeti Stomp? Flying Rock Song (II)? When I’m Booin? Idk

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@Arbys How could you reintroduce the white cheddar mac and cheese and then take it away from me again when I needed it most? In such volatile times in my life too

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@eviltreebaby THIS

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@eviltreebaby I’d love that so much

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I wish I could pop my head off of my neck like a Barbie doll (I’d put it back)

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I always say I relate to Charlie Brown but Charlie always keeps going even when things are hard. I need to be more like Charlie

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I can’t be bothered to go see The Housemaid but I need another movie where Amanda Seyfried sings

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It would take you less energy to just go and Wikipedia something than to ask Grok

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Yes i see how her character might go down the SW route but my girl Kat was already doing that so idk

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Yeah the new Euphoria season looks cool but I won’t forgive Sam Levinson for basically giving Cassie what Kat’s plot was

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I love The Big Bang Theory

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Lady in the streets, smart young man with a bright future ahead of him in the sheets

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My 14 year old brother is trying to get my mom to let him go see Cupcakke in concert

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@eviltreebaby Thank you❤️‍🩹

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my gender be like I saw the refrigerator glow