Inter Mixans FC

The return of the greatest 6 a-side team in history. Division 2

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@Tackytips Cheers matey, appreciate the support. Maybe we could hook you up with a VIP ticket to meet the players before kick off 👀👀

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IMX win 3-0
It isn’t a surprise we’re kicking the season off with a victory
Quincy on the scoresheet with an unbelievable goal assisted by Talbot. Healy bums the keeper to get a goal on his debut and Turnbull assists their CB for an own goal
Is this the start of a win streak? 👀

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Breaking News!!
IMX Legend returns to the club! We are excited to announce Ciaran Swahili as IMX’s new number 9!
Reports of him being the replacement for Baldinho who seemed to disappear from the spotlight earlier in the season!

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CLUB STATEMENT:
More hypocrisy! New found video footage shows Gazza assaulting Superstar Quincy Vassiliou.

Gazza has been pulled aside for questioning regarding the incident, update on his place in the club will come in the following days.

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CLUB STATEMENT:

After todays surprise appearance for the opposition. Buster Newsam is no longer part of the club.

🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

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Although a tough one to take , some good individual performances.

Goals-
No knee Turnbull ⚽️⚽️⚽️
Quincy Vassilou ⚽️

(Thanks to One Knee Ciaran who as always came to support the boys. Rain or shine the maccies employee turns up with Fitbit on his sturdy non poppadom wrist)

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RESULT
IMX 4 - 6 Matip is in

Great game for the neutral which unfortunately ended up in defeat for the boys. Gaffer (pictured below in deep thought) has said some changes will be made next week as Matt “Poppadom wrists” Talbot decided to give them 5 of the 6.

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MATCH RESULT:

IMX 2 - 9 Mill Lane FC

A rough day for the lads as we had some key players missing. Feeling the effects of a Saturday night at popworld we forgot how to defend.

We go again next week!

Turnbull⚽️
Keough⚽️

(Leaked footage from Saturday night)

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IMX looking for any team who can stop them winning the Div 1 title!

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WE ARE GOING UP!

INTER MIXANS GAIN PROMTION TO DIVISION 1!

Here was Baldy picking up his top goalscorer award.

“It’s a great honour to play for this club and put in the hard work. Everyweek I run my socks off to help the team in the only way I know how…. Scoring!”

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Club update : The club has decided to hire a nutritionist to help support certain players on the squad.

Especially after losing the league title on the final day of the season. It’s hit some harder than others. #Fatty #earthquake #Barrel #EverybodyDeservesABitOfLoving #Whale

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You got to kiss a couple frogs my g

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TRANSER DEADLINE DAY DEAL:

Ciaran Healy has signed on the dotted line on an initial non contact training deal.

When he is back fully he will take the number 16 shirt!

#KeepYourHandsOff #BillsSon #MagicTime

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CLUB STATEMENT :

After being told that he’s been benched for next game, he has decided to distance himself from the group.

His save percentage of 0.73% didn’t have anything to do with this decision. #PoppadumHands #WotsitFingers #GetWellSoon #TinyT

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Gaffer decided to organise a team meal.

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@Tackytips Cheers matey!!

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Warra Game!!
IMX 5-2 Spireites
3 Keough
2 Anderson

Great game from the lads, absolute worldie from Talbot, a total of 3 successful runs, only conceded 2, Ahmed be warned!
Garlax with another shitter,
Quincy struggled to find the net.
Keough and Anderson producing a masterclass

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❌LATE TEAM NEWS❌

The big ginge is not available for todays game…

It’s a last notice message in the group chat that meant the owner has had to declare him unavailable.

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⚽️MATCHDAY ⚽️

We are back at home today and facing SPIREITES FC.

17:00 KO

Bit of early team news as the big ginge has returned from his holiday. He is well rested and raring to go again!

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IMX 3-2 Team Name

Goals :
Newsam (Pen)
Baldy x2

Another fantastic performance especially considering going 2-0 down early on and having some key players missing.

Up the IMX!

(Tino is enjoying his holiday)