Not a Pike

[Not a Pike @ImYurOnly]

I would really love it if people could stop being so much more attractive than me.

[Not a Pike @ImYurOnly]

Some things are too beautiful to share.

[Not a Pike @ImYurOnly]

#babyanon
No
#STFU

[Not a Pike @ImYurOnly]

Exactly

[Not a Pike @ImYurOnly]

When you eat gross food at your friends...

[Not a Pike @ImYurOnly]

There are two types of people:
-Those that know their wifi password
- And those that have a bunch of random numbers

[Not a Pike @ImYurOnly]

I'm running tomorrow morning!
*eats wings and drinks till late*
Fuck

[Not a Pike @ImYurOnly]

Can #mcm just not exist anymore.

[Not a Pike @ImYurOnly]

When I see a flaw on someone I just stare at it.

[Not a Pike @ImYurOnly]

British accents are cute
Spanish accents are not

[Not a Pike @ImYurOnly]

I've been around you for 5 seconds and it's already time for you to go

[Not a Pike @ImYurOnly]

When ever I clean my cats litter box I feel like an archeologist digging for dinosaur bones.

[Not a Pike @ImYurOnly]

You have a cat? I could never do a litter box.

[Not a Pike @ImYurOnly]

The only thing a guy really wants is a girl worth fighting for

[Not a Pike @ImYurOnly]

Who are you?
Why do I follow you?
I have no recollection of your existence.

[Sassy Lady @_SassyLady]

Can't tweet. Hands are frozen.

[Not a Pike @ImYurOnly]

“@TatsAndTiaras: I want hot wings”
I think this at least 3 times a day.

[Not a Pike @ImYurOnly]

My one true love

[Not a Pike @ImYurOnly]

Perfection