dj hamburglar

listen to my new double-feature “booty fat, wallet flat:”

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

A lot got overshadowed today at the Dallas Wings presser but the Gecko showing up and standing in the damn corner still has me screaming.

[ray of torchlight @GaterHouser]

diner breakfast with the homie is one of the most sacred experiences you can have as a soulful white boy

[keegan @FranziaMom]

my friend runs an instagram account called “kikos parking service” where he only takes pictures of his own car after finding a parking spot, and then comments on the picture from his personal account

[dj hamburglar @In_Drip_]

@AsalHazel_ this shirt is hard

[venom broly @venombroly]

one of the strangest things I've witnessed is the post-Emo Nite millennial reimagining of mainstreamo as having been *cool* and liked by people with good taste

[dj hamburglar @In_Drip_]

@AsalHazel_ what does that mean? is this why my harddrive crashed?

[dj hamburglar @In_Drip_]

@whothefrickareu cool….

[dj hamburglar @In_Drip_]

@AsalHazel_ me every monday night

[Thomas Powers @thomaspowers]

Hello everyone. I’m excited to share something with you next week. See you then.

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Please trust reliable, small business owners

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

you wanted LeBron, Dillon, you got em!

https://t.co/pU9Em4dJRC

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Quentin Tarantino says sex is not part of his “vision of cinema”

“It’s a pain to shoot sex scenes... If there had ever been a sex scene that was essential to the story, I would have, but so far it hasn’t been necessary.”

[trevy @chillextremist]

If you recognize this piece of pizza you’re probably annoying

[mr locke sportello @BenShh1]

happy easter, what’s your favorite movie with a Christ figure who is not literally Jesus?

[dj hamburglar @In_Drip_]

long hair is only cool as long as it’s 100% dry, if it’s wet at all…you look like a sloppy fucking idiot