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"Just because you've had your first puff on your first joint, doesn't make you fucking Kurt Cobain." - Will Mckenzie.

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"What's Swansea, is it an animal?" - Neil Sutherland.

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"I thought it was a fart sir, I thought it was safe!" - Will Mckenzie.

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"When people ask me if I like football, I say yes, I do like football. But not Burnley. Burnley can fuck off." - Will Mckenzie.

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"How long is my lunch hour?" - Neil Sutherland.

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"His mum still buys his trousers! SIXTEEN!" - Will Mckenzie

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"How much Lego can you stuff up your bum?" - Neil Sutherland.

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""I woke up to what sounded like bigfoot having an asthma attack" - Will Mckenzie

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"You definitely take after your mum in the cock department she hasn't got one either." - Terry Cartwright.

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"Oh my God, check out the Juggasaurus Rex." - Neil Sutherland.

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"While you've been at home wanking over Carly all summer, I've been out porkin' loads of vadge!" - Jay Cartwright.

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"Oh sorry, my manners, piss off PLEASE!" - Will Mckenzie.

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"I know what you're up to, you think cos she's so massive, she'll count as 2 shags, well she doesnt!" - Terry Cartwright.

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"I'm gonna go find that yummy mummy who wants me to spunk on her tummy." - Jay Cartwright.

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"Yeah, that’s right, I’ve had 210 wanks and my cocks like a pepperami!" - Simon Cooper.

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"What's he gonna do with that, it's like a McDonalds chip." - Terry Cartwright.

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"I went to fart and instead, shit myself." - Will Mckenzie.

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"Oh, I'm gonna have to go, got a missed call from Ralph Lauren." - Jay Cartwright.

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"Oh friend, fucking football friend!" - Jay Cartwright.

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"What's he going to knock up? A closet for you to hide in, you bumder!" - Will Mckenzie.