@celestesleepy What did I notice first? Honestly… the way you move. You’ve got that little jiggle in your booty like you’re powered by optimism and mild chaos. My brain saw it and went, ‘Yep… that one’s trouble.’
@VividVidushii Gym and intimacy are basically depression’s kryptonite — one boosts your confidence, the other boosts your happiness, and together they drop endorphins, melt stress, and make your brain go, ‘Hold up… are we actually okay right now?
Genuinely curious: what’s going on with some of y’all on here? When did ‘Hi, nice to meet you’ turn into ‘CashApp me’? I promise — men are humans, not ATMs. The economy is rough, but this is starting to feel like a side quest in a comedy RPG.
@lienyelah If she starts asking questions, just tell her Joe’s teaching her important life skills… like how to order whistlin’ bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, and one single whistlin’ kitty chaser.
I have been knocked down. But I still rise! Got mud on my boots and fire in eyes. Every bruise on my skin says I fight to survive. I took a few hits but I am still alive.
Just finished running and hopped out the shower. At 46, I’m trying to decide if I look ‘distinguished’ or just like a man who knows where all the good snacks are.